Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?

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Dioptimus Drime

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Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« on: May 06, 2008, 10:04:22 AM »



Rawr.


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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 10:30:58 AM »
fap fap fap fap

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Agent_0042

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 11:13:36 AM »
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Yes, it can.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 11:26:57 AM »
OooOOoooOOhhhHHhhhHh Cheney Yiffing! even hawter

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 11:52:13 AM »
Upon opening this thread and glancing at the photograph of Sir Dick, I spontaniously exploded in my pants causing my zip to break and shower my desk with man mayo.

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 11:57:15 AM »
Hotter than a load of buckshot fired directly into the face.

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 07:32:38 PM »
Upon opening this thread and glancing at the photograph of Sir Dick, I spontaniously exploded in my pants causing my zip to break and shower my desk with man mayo.

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Raist

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2008, 08:45:33 AM »
I am aroused.

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Raist

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 04:12:41 PM »
I am aroused.
understatement of the century.

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Agent_0042

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2008, 05:41:59 PM »
I came, I saw, I came.
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Raist

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2008, 06:42:22 PM »
I saw, I rubbed, I realized I was out of viagra.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 11:34:57 AM »
I am aroused.
understatement of the century.

Damn right.  WANT MOAR SEXY PICS!

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 11:08:15 PM »
VERY SEXY
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Ski

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 11:34:53 PM »
Damn right.  WANT MOAR SEXY PICS!

Have no fear, President.



Chaney's got nothing on you...
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"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Anteater7171

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 11:56:08 PM »
Damn Saddam's looking good.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Deist

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 04:36:40 AM »
The Sun's grammar amazes me.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 05:59:04 AM »
But it's right. Tyrant is in his pants becomes tyrant's in his pants

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Deist

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2008, 07:01:22 AM »
But it's right. Tyrant is in his pants becomes tyrant's in his pants
I realise that - but it's massively ambiguous (or was it just me that misread it?). I'd argue you'd never normally write that sentence like that (missing the article - THE tyrant's in his pants).

That aside, my statement stands for The Sun in general ;)

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2008, 08:18:49 AM »
Yeah I guess.

And yeah the Sun stinks

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2008, 09:01:11 AM »
Yeah I guess.

And yeah the Sun stinks

It dosent even qualify as a newspaper.

Unless your a Daily Star reader, you cant read anyhting more shit
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2008, 09:19:23 AM »
I like reading the sun, and the daily mail, and the daily star....
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2008, 09:23:31 AM »
I like reading the sun, and the daily mail, and the daily star....
Much has been explained this day ;)

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2008, 10:43:07 AM »
I realise that - but it's massively ambiguous (or was it just me that misread it?). I'd argue you'd never normally write that sentence like that (missing the article - THE tyrant's in his pants).


Ants in his pants   -- Tyrant's in his pants

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2008, 11:32:25 AM »
I like reading the sun, and the daily mail, and the daily star....
Much has been explained this day ;)

hehe
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2008, 05:58:12 PM »
I am a beast.

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2008, 03:29:04 PM »
Cathy O'Brien (MK Ultra survivor) recounts one of her experiences with Dick Cheney:

"The décor of the residence area reflected Cheney's primitive, rustic, western preference. Like his "ultra secret" Pentagon Bunkhouse, use of leather was in abundance. The main room was small, but appeared larger due to an infinity mirror on one wall. The main room was small, but appeared larger due to being decorated in mirror fashion with one side looking at the other. Centered between two facing black leather sofas was a coffee table littered with drugs and paraphernalia. Bush and Cheney were sitting in matching black leather recliners angled toward the large stone fireplace where a fire was blazing, illuminating and heating the room.

Heroin, Bush's drug of choice, was in abundance and Cheney joined him in using it. The smorgasbord of drugs laid out supposedly included opium, cocaine, and Wonderland Wafers (MDMHA-XTC aka ecstasy), which indicated to me that they intended to celebrate their vacation with abandon. I had seen Cheney stumbling drunk before, but this was the only time I saw him use heroin and give it to me. Kelly, too, was subjected to the drugs.

Bush attempted to sell Cheney on the idea of pedophilia through graphic descriptions of having sex with Kelly. Both were already sexually aroused from drugs and anticipation. Cheney demonstrated to Bush why he did not have sex with kids by exposing himself to Kelly and saying, "Come here." Upon seeing Cheney's unusually large penis, Kelly reeled back in horror and cried, "No!" which made them both laugh. Bush asked Cheney for his liquid cocaine atomizer as he got up to take Kelly to the bedroom. When Cheney remarked how benevolent it was of Bush to numb her with it before sex, Bush replied "The hell it is. It's for me." He described his excited state in typical vulgar terms and explained that he wanted to spray cocaine on his penis to last longer.

Cheney said, "I thought it was for the kid."

Bush explained, "Half the fun is having them squirm." He took Kelly's hand and led her off to the bedroom.

Cheney told me that since I was "responsible" for Bush's assault on my daughter by being caught in A Most Dangerous Game, I would "burn" (in hell). He burned my inner thigh with the fireplace poker, and threatened to throw Kelly in the fire. He hypnotically enhanced his description of her burning to traumatize me deeply. As he sexually brutalized me, I heard Kelly's whimpers coming from the bedroom. As her cries grew louder, Cheney turned on classical music to drown out her cries for help."

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/02/280183.shtml

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2008, 05:22:50 PM »
What...

the...

FUCK?!

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2008, 05:42:46 PM »
Dick Cheney: Hot...

If you like GETTING SHOT IN THE GODDAM FACE.

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Re: Dick Cheney: Hot Or Not?
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2008, 05:56:35 PM »
Didn't you read that post before mine?