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High School
« on: May 03, 2008, 02:02:33 PM »
my middle school career is finally almost over.  in less than a month this nightmare will end. does anyone have any high school advice to give?

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Re: High School
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 02:11:27 PM »
Yeah, don't go. Just drop out of school now.
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Re: High School
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 02:14:35 PM »
Shouldent you ask for advice at beginning of year, not at the end?
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Re: High School
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 02:31:49 PM »
Yeah, don't go. Just drop out of school now.

I don't think it's legal to drop out before you're like....17.

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Re: High School
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 02:36:32 PM »
Legal-schmegal. You're not going to let "THEM" tell you what to do, are you?

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Re: High School
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 02:40:13 PM »
High school is exactly like middle school, except that the teachers get mad when you do an entire math test that should have taken the whole period entirely in your head in 8 minutes.

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Re: High School
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 04:56:37 PM »
my middle school career is finally almost over.  in less than a month this nightmare will end. does anyone have any high school advice to give?

You 18?

Re: High School
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 05:05:04 PM »
Walk around like you own the place and people will treat you nicely.

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Re: High School
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 05:40:06 PM »
In the stairways hop over the railings and jump down to the next floor. People will love you.

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Re: High School
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 05:47:25 PM »
Don't get pregnant till after you graduate.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: High School
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 05:48:50 PM »
Hit on guys in the teachers lounge.

Re: High School
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2008, 06:24:40 PM »
The "buy one get one free" abortion clinic is a no-go.

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Re: High School
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2008, 06:59:31 PM »
Yes.  If you think middle school was a nightmare and high school will be a relief, don't be too disappointed when the delusion comes crashing down.

And on your first day, try to beat up the biggest toughest bitch in the school.  It's okay to cheat; the important thing is to assert your dominance.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: High School
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2008, 07:04:34 PM »
Yeah, stab someone with a home-made shiv.

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Re: High School
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 10:39:53 PM »
Don't get pregnant till after you graduate.

I was going to post this until I saw you did. We are awesome.

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Re: High School
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2008, 04:40:47 AM »
Yeah, stab someone with a home-made shiv.

That's the smartest thing you've ever said. Really.
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Re: High School
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2008, 05:00:50 AM »
Sleep your way to the top.

Re: High School
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2008, 08:28:13 AM »
Yes Muffs, in a few weeks your nightmare will end, and you'll wake up to 4 years of pure hell. All jokes aside, it will be rough. Take all the things you hate about middle school and magnify it by 100. Now take all the things you liked about middle school... and throw it out the window.

My only advice to you is forget everyone else there and concentrate only on your school work. Most of the other students you will deal with will probably be assholes who will have nothing better to do than try and step on you, make fun of you, etc. Ignore them and bust your ass! Graduate and go to college and then go and do whatever the hell you want with your life.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, tastes better than cruising through your hometown ten years later in your BMW (or whatever car you want, literally) and seeing most of the assholes you went to high school with standing there pumping your gas, serving you food, carrying your food to your car, etc, etc, etc.!!!! If anything tastes better than that, I've never tried it.

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Re: High School
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2008, 08:38:52 AM »
Yeah, don't go. Just drop out of school now.

I don't think it's legal to drop out before you're like....17.

LOL, legal.  WTF?  Schools are a choice.  It's not like.  "YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL, FUCKWAD!".

Re: High School
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2008, 08:39:44 AM »
Yeah, don't go. Just drop out of school now.

I don't think it's legal to drop out before you're like....17.

LOL, legal.  WTF?  Schools are a choice.  It's not like.  "YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL, FUCKWAD!".

yes it is if your a kid, or the goverment comes and pwns your parents.
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Re: High School
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2008, 10:49:13 AM »
Don't get pregnant till after you graduate.

I was going to post this until I saw you did. We are awesome.

Yes we are.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: High School
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2008, 11:38:14 AM »
Yeah, don't go. Just drop out of school now.

I don't think it's legal to drop out before you're like....17.

LOL, legal.  WTF?  Schools are a choice.  It's not like.  "YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL, FUCKWAD!".

You can't drop out of school until you're 18 here in Ontario.  Technically, I could drop out now.  Realistically, that would be retarted.

Also, highschool is a breeze as long as you think you're better then everyone.  Really, it is.

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Re: High School
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2008, 11:42:11 AM »
Also, highschool is a breeze as long as you think you're better then everyone.  Really, it is.

Then this forum is an exact reflection of that.

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Re: High School
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2008, 03:17:53 PM »
Don't wack it to anime porn on the school computers.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

Re: High School
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2008, 03:21:52 PM »
Don't wack it to anime porn on the school computers.

Heh i have a funny story relateing to that about a confused kid in the lower half of the school and granny porn...
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Re: High School
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2008, 03:23:14 PM »
LOL
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: High School
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2008, 03:31:50 PM »
since i'm new this year and like....none of the people who will be seniors next year will even know who i am....how bad do you think the initiation pranks will be?  (if you don't know what initiation pranks are, basically the seniors just play pranks on all the freshman that piss them off. and everyone knows everyone here cuz it's all one school cuz i live in a really tiny ass town now).

@ space cowgirl & hara taiki - no plans to get preggers, don't worry lol. (at least not yet).

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Re: High School
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2008, 03:38:42 PM »
Come to school drunk the first day, it will be smooth sailing from then on.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: High School
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2008, 04:02:42 PM »
no thanks, i'd rather not wreck my future.

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Re: High School
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2008, 05:19:58 PM »
That seems fair.
Heh i have a funny story relateing to that about a confused kid in the lower half of the school and granny porn...

Do tell. In a PM if it's really explicit.
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