Census Findings

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narcberry

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Census Findings
« on: May 01, 2008, 09:52:47 PM »
I haven't looked at all the results lately, but since we knew this prior to the census let's just have the results (that we already knew).

If you find yourself posting here, you are:
An unemployed atheist with some high-school or perhaps little college education.


So stop posting, you're an idiot.

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cmdshft

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Re: Census Findings
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 10:16:15 PM »
You first.

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 01:34:02 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Bushido

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 01:35:53 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 01:37:37 PM »
I graduated from college and have a great job.  I just choose not to wear the Government Issued blinders that are delivered to the human residents of earth through public schooling and the media ::)
Throw away the blinders!

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 01:42:55 PM »
I'm posting here, therefore I must fit the definition given by narc. 












Life has become so much easier now that I don't have to think or plan, and it's only been a moment!  Thanks!

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2008, 03:22:33 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

go choke to death on your fathers penis
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Census Findings
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 04:40:03 PM »
I graduated from college and have a great job.  I just choose not to wear the Government Issued blinders that are delivered to the human residents of earth through public schooling and the media ::)

so you're a school dropout working in a music shop?

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Bushido

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2008, 07:39:27 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

go choke to death on your fathers penis

I can't. My father died because his penis was cut and he bled to death.

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Raist

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Re: Census Findings
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 08:29:21 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

go choke to death on your fathers penis

I can't. My father died because his penis was cut and he bled to death.
how does that stop you from choking on it? I think it just makes it easier...

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Bushido

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2008, 08:56:39 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

go choke to death on your fathers penis

I can't. My father died because his penis was cut and he bled to death.
how does that stop you from choking on it? I think it just makes it easier...

I did not keep the bitten off part as a souvenir.

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Raist

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Re: Census Findings
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2008, 04:53:03 PM »
I'm In Uni and i have a job.

you theory fails.

but on the plus side, your humor wins.

Nothing prevents you from dropping out and getting fired. The sooner, the better.

go choke to death on your fathers penis

I can't. My father died because his penis was cut and he bled to death.
how does that stop you from choking on it? I think it just makes it easier...

I did not keep the bitten off part as a souvenir.
Yeah but instead of getting him drunk this time, you just have to dig him up.

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 07:04:09 AM »
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If you find yourself posting here, you are:
An unemployed atheist with some high-school or perhaps little college education

HAH! Your theory fails again, I'm an unemployed Taoist!
You were close though,

But i wrote "Jedi" under religion on the Census
See through the chaos and deception, seek the clarity of the cube.

Re: Census Findings
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 10:38:31 AM »
I wrote 'born again christian'

i thought it would be funny because chirtians done believe in reincarnation, then rememberd the idiot religion already uses the term. spoilaged my joke.
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: Census Findings
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 05:50:24 PM »
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If you find yourself posting here, you are:
An unemployed atheist with some high-school or perhaps little college education

HAH! Your theory fails again, I'm an unemployed Taoist!
You were close though,

But i wrote "Jedi" under religion on the Census
You're in the wrong forum, try here.