More round-earth nonsense

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narcberry

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More round-earth nonsense
« on: April 30, 2008, 10:48:09 PM »
Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 03:58:42 AM »
Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!
It can't accelerate through itself. There is enough pressure below the surface to prevent that.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 05:33:36 AM »
Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!
Yes, you've certainly blown that old chestnut out of the water.

Now be a dear and tell be how the same southern constellations are visible in Austria, South America and South Africa.
I haven't performed it and I've never claimed to. I've have trouble being in two places at the same time.

Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 06:06:56 AM »
Oh lets light the FE theory on fire now, kay? Lets see

Isn't it just a barrel of laughs how every teacher and professor are working for the government? I know what my career will be!  :)

The Moon is made out of magic dust! No matter how you see it, you will always see one side! Even if you're looking at it from a distance!

Even with the Earth constantly accelerating, objects tend to accelerate themselves when dropped. That shouldn't happen, but it does! Awesome!

Oh God that was fun.
 
The Earth is round. Get the hell over it.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 06:07:50 AM »

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CyborgJesus

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 07:26:43 AM »
Plus it did collapse on itself, hence why it's round and not flat.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 07:42:27 AM »
Even with the Earth constantly accelerating, objects tend to accelerate themselves when dropped. That shouldn't happen, but it does! Awesome!
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 08:37:22 AM »

The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!

Right, because the Earth is just hollow so it would collapse on itself, there isn't stuff under the crust. You know it should collapse on itself, good call. :o

Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 09:04:07 AM »
Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!

The Earth consists of multiple layers which become denser the deeper you go.  If the Earth were hollow then, yeah, it would just collapse inward but since it isn't, it doesn't.

And yes, on this globe we call Earth you can reach India by going in almost any direction for a long enough period of time.  The reason we choose one direction in particular is because it takes less time/resources for that way.  That's life on a globe for you.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 11:04:43 AM »
How does something undergo constant acceleration without it ever affecting it's velocity and inevitably, it's position?

Either there is no "gravity" or the RE should be a singularity.

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 11:06:43 AM »
The velocity is affected. Re-read your physics books. Oh, and the Earth stays perfectly still? Had no idea about that...
Proof the Earth is round!
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »
How does something undergo constant acceleration without it ever affecting it's velocity and inevitably, it's position?

Either there is no "gravity" or the RE should be a singularity.

Ah, but the Earth is not stuck in one position in our solar system, or even in the universe.  It constantly orbits around the sun, which in turn is flying through space possibly orbiting around another body.  The Earth has not yet become a singularity because the gravitational force it creates has not exceeded the mass of the planet.  When/if that happens then, yes, there'll be a rather large singularity where Earth once was.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2008, 03:44:30 PM »
My computer is undergoing a constant acceleration as it sits here on my desk.  Yet its velocity never changes.


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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2008, 05:41:12 PM »
My computer is undergoing a constant acceleration as it sits here on my desk.  Yet its velocity never changes.
Why do you feel fine tearing apart stupid RE'ers but never Narcs nonsense? Did you just get bored of it or something?
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2008, 05:55:42 PM »
Erm...he just did...
Proof the Earth is round!
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2008, 05:58:57 PM »
Not in nearly the same way he does to RE'ers. Although I guess after you've known him for so long it's hard to get mad at his eccentricities.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2008, 06:05:21 PM »
Why do you feel fine tearing apart stupid RE'ers but never Narcs nonsense?
Narc is only taken seriously by gullible RE'ers.


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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2008, 07:48:59 PM »
How does something undergo constant acceleration without it ever affecting it's velocity and inevitably, it's position?

Either there is no "gravity" or the RE should be a singularity.

Ah, but the Earth is not stuck in one position in our solar system, or even in the universe.  It constantly orbits around the sun, which in turn is flying through space possibly orbiting around another body.  The Earth has not yet become a singularity because the gravitational force it creates has not exceeded the mass of the planet.  When/if that happens then, yes, there'll be a rather large singularity where Earth once was.

I think the simplicity of my point is lost on your gaping void, so I'll rephrase with you in mind.
How does the earth undergo constant acceleration inwards without it ever affecting the it's inward velocity and inevitably, it's overall size?

Either there is no gravity, with it's constant acceleration, or the earth should have crushed in on itself until it was a singularity.

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2008, 07:52:36 PM »
How does something undergo constant acceleration without it ever affecting it's velocity and inevitably, it's position?

Either there is no "gravity" or the RE should be a singularity.

Ah, but the Earth is not stuck in one position in our solar system, or even in the universe.  It constantly orbits around the sun, which in turn is flying through space possibly orbiting around another body.  The Earth has not yet become a singularity because the gravitational force it creates has not exceeded the mass of the planet.  When/if that happens then, yes, there'll be a rather large singularity where Earth once was.

I think the simplicity of my point is lost on your gaping void, so I'll rephrase with you in mind.
How does the earth undergo constant acceleration inwards without it ever affecting the it's inward velocity and inevitably, it's overall size?

Either there is no gravity, with it's constant acceleration, or the earth should have crushed in on itself until it was a singularity.
Well why doesn't the flat Earth collapse into an ultra thin disk from the acceleration affecting it?
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2008, 08:01:58 PM »
The FE has a constant acceleration upwards. It's velocity continues to increase. It's position is always reflecting this. It will not squish in on itself because, unlike the RE, we don't have a Universal Accelerator pressing in on all sides, we only have Up and that doesn't contradict itself.

Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2008, 09:02:36 PM »
How inane.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2008, 11:48:36 AM »
All right, who's pretending to be Gulliver? C'mon, out with the names.
Proof the Earth is round!
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2008, 12:17:30 PM »
My money's on Saddam.
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2008, 12:56:17 PM »
Is it just me, or is narcberry more full of shit than the great mighty poo?

Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.


Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2008, 02:58:22 PM »
2 points:
1)i read in a science fiction novel that there IS a tiny singularity in the center of the earth-an "event horizon" anyway.
2)"up" is relative.

and the round earth model does not "accellerate" inward, it has ACTUAL gravity, not that "universal acceleration" nonsence.

imagine it: everything in the entire universe just happens to be accelerating in the same direction, which just happens to be EXACTLY the same as "up" from your viewpoint? and you think that makes MORE sense than gravity?!


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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2008, 03:11:22 PM »
2 points:
1) If you read it in a sci-fi novel, I'm sure it's true.
2) "up" would be relatively the same direction for observers on a flat earth

Imagine it: everything in the entire universe just happens to be accelerating in the same direction, which just happens to be the same as "outwards" from the viewpoint of the singularity?

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2008, 03:30:26 PM »
imagine it: everything in the entire universe just happens to be accelerating in the same direction, which just happens to be EXACTLY the same as "up" from your viewpoint? and you think that makes MORE sense than gravity?!

1 Up makes more sense than an infinite set of multi-angular pulls of gravity in every which direction without any piece of matter ever communicating it to each other.

Gravity breaks the laws of information transfer in that it is communicated faster than light. Gravity breaks the laws of energy transfer in that giant forces of acceleration are created instantly and without consuming energy. Gravity breaks reason in that an invincible particle is created without energy loss, at an infinite rate, travels at speed infinity, does not interact with anything that has mass, yet interacts with everything that has mass.

I'm sorry, are we really supposed to take gravity seriously?

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2008, 03:36:30 PM »
imagine it: everything in the entire universe just happens to be accelerating in the same direction, which just happens to be EXACTLY the same as "up" from your viewpoint? and you think that makes MORE sense than gravity?!

1 Up makes more sense than an infinite set of multi-angular pulls of gravity in every which direction without any piece of matter ever communicating it to each other.

Gravity breaks the laws of information transfer in that it is communicated faster than light. Gravity breaks the laws of energy transfer in that giant forces of acceleration are created instantly and without consuming energy. Gravity breaks reason in that an invincible particle is created without energy loss, at an infinite rate, travels at speed infinity, does not interact with anything that has mass, yet interacts with everything that has mass.

I'm sorry, are we really supposed to take gravity seriously?

Are we really supposed to take you seriously?
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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2008, 03:38:01 PM »
Sorry, could you explain gravity then? Please include how a piece of matter knows which way to accelerate, and the underlying mechanism.

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Re: More round-earth nonsense
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2008, 03:39:31 PM »
and the round earth model does not "accellerate" inward, it has ACTUAL gravity
How can that be?  Gravity does not exist.


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