Join my navy

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2008, 12:50:43 PM »
The poles win!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2008, 12:55:01 PM »
Good on them. They've been in a tough spot stuck between Germany and Russia and all...
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2008, 03:03:49 PM »
Anyone interested in joining my navy?
If you are, please copy, fill-out, then paste the following form into your response:

Do you have a boat?
[ ] Yes
  • No
can i still join?

Re: Join my navy
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2008, 04:07:35 PM »
Rods rods rods!  >:(
Of course Gayer's the one obsessed with rods...

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2008, 04:19:24 PM »
lol


Git


lol

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2008, 04:47:12 PM »
Rods rods rods!  >:(
Of course Gayer's the one obsessed with rods...

Git

Love you ;D

Too bad we're about to die in a car together.

yeah too bad


Its rod, you Americalanders lose at language. Gits.
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2008, 05:02:21 PM »
We win at fishing with poles!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2008, 05:04:02 PM »
nuh uh!!
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2008, 05:11:50 PM »
We have better fish. so we win.

And i have guns for our navy....

Re: Join my navy
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2008, 06:40:41 PM »
-stuffs-

-hits YouTube-  Awesomeness!  I want in the Navy!  Oh, and I don't have a boat.  Or guns, since people are mentioning them...


It's 'fishing rod', guys.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2008, 09:11:05 PM »
Rod cats, North and South Rods, barber rods, rod beans, and "I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot barge rod."

Dunno, sounds as strange as a cane rod.  ::)

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2008, 09:37:00 PM »
It's poles!!!

All three of my boats are over 20' long, and I have some guns too!!!

Fish in the Pacific, are far better tasting than anything in the Atlantic.
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I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2008, 01:42:42 AM »

Fish in the Pacific, are far better tasting than anything in the Atlantic.

Pompano, my friend, Pompano!

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2008, 01:50:22 AM »
See? Mr. Ireland agrees with me.

And fish caught from a lake in Lappi under the midnight sun taste better than fish from Icelands so screw you all.
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2008, 04:11:47 AM »
The Loch Ness Monster tastes nice BBQ'd mmmm nessie burgers...

Thats why the UK rules.

Oh, and you catch that b*tch with death charges. no poles, rods, czechs or pipes required

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2008, 06:19:59 AM »
Do you have a boat?
[ ] Yes
[X] No

But I am a merman.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2008, 11:09:59 AM »

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Taters343

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2008, 12:23:30 PM »
Completely.

Re: Join my navy
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2008, 12:33:15 PM »
You're all wrong. They're fishing phalluses.

And the navy's for sissies.

I'm in.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2008, 10:23:51 PM »
Fresh King Salmon is the best tasting fish on the planet.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #50 on: May 02, 2008, 07:22:50 PM »
Just make sure you're not eating mer-person.

Re: Join my navy
« Reply #51 on: May 02, 2008, 08:25:04 PM »
All of our canned sea-monster is mer-person free.

Except that mer-people were categorized as sea-monsters by those wonderful pre-Raphaelite beastiaries...

Which means...

Mer people tastes great with the tangy zip of miracle whip!
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