Join my navy

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narcberry

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Join my navy
« on: April 29, 2008, 08:19:10 PM »
Anyone interested in joining my navy?
If you are, please copy, fill-out, then paste the following form into your response:

Do you have a boat?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

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Ski

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 08:21:52 PM »
Only if we can have a catchy mission statement.
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 08:24:06 PM »
Yes, I own several boats.

Do you have a boat?
[X] Yes
[ ] No
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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narcberry

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 08:24:46 PM »
Yes, I own several boats.

Do you have a boat?
[X] Yes
[ ] No

Welcome, Admiral Anteater7171!

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Jack

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 08:26:37 PM »

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 08:29:55 PM »
I don't want to join your navy but you may borrow my boat.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 08:32:22 PM »
I will not volunteer my boat until I hear the mission statement and the honorary title/rank Commodore.
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 10:34:20 PM »
Yes!

Do you have a boat?
  • Yes

[ ] No


(well not really but I wanna be in the navy and sing songs and camp it up bigtime)
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narcberry

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 10:35:12 PM »
You don't need a boat to join. We just need someone with a boat.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 10:40:55 PM »
A one boat navy? Cool, i'm in. What's my title?
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narcberry

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 10:43:33 PM »
Well we want more than one, we just need at least one.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 10:45:35 PM »
Best title ever!

Are you captain pugwash?
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2008, 09:11:57 AM »
Do you have a boat?
[X] Yes
[ ] No

I also have guns, ammo, and several fishing poles.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2008, 09:23:34 AM »
Besides the boat to loan out, I have a canoe and a kayak.

I would join Narc's Navy provided I don't have to wear a uniform.

*Edit* I can throw in a trotline and two frog gigs.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2008, 09:31:59 AM by Mrs. Peach »

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2008, 09:53:53 AM »
Do you have a boat?
[X] Yes
[ ] No

I also have guns, ammo, and several fishing poles.

Rods, fishing rods, not poles!  >:(
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2008, 09:58:03 AM »
I don't have a boat or any guns, but I do make a good "bedwarmer."


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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2008, 10:01:05 AM »
You disgust me.

However you'll fit right in the navy.
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2008, 10:37:49 AM »
How do you know they're not poles?  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2008, 10:38:44 AM »
Well they might be Polish but they're still called rods damnit
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2008, 10:43:46 AM »
Well.. the ones with a reel are rod and reels, the ones without are fishing poles, sometimes made of bamboo.  I think I have both kinds. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2008, 10:45:40 AM »
Nah they're both called rods. I had both kinds and they were both called rods. I broke the bamboo one though, it was my favourite :(
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2008, 10:53:03 AM »
Cane poles!!!  >:(

As in "you get a line an' I'll get a pole, honey."  :)

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2008, 10:53:48 AM »
Rods rods rods!  >:(
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2008, 10:54:19 AM »
Rods rods rods!  >:(
Of course Gayer's the one obsessed with rods...
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2008, 10:57:40 AM »
Rods rods rods!  >:(
Of course Gayer's the one obsessed with rods...

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2008, 11:14:25 AM »
I have an inflatable lilo. can I be in the Navy?

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2008, 11:20:51 AM »
Inflatable lilos rule!
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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2008, 11:26:33 AM »
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


Who me?


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


But, but but I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!


They want you, they want you in the navy


Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?


They want you, they want you in the navy
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2008, 11:52:14 AM »
I stand by the "cane pole" and "rod and reel" position...

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Join my navy
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2008, 12:13:38 PM »
I don't guess there's that many cane breaks in Engerland.  ;D