People living to 500-1000 years?

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General Douchebag

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #60 on: April 20, 2008, 04:56:05 PM »
Woofters is the '80s word. Never watched Only Fools And Horses?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #61 on: April 20, 2008, 04:59:54 PM »
I don't recall woofters from there but then its been a long time since I've watched it
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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2008, 10:13:57 AM »
Nano bots are the key to immortality. Let's wait for them.

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2008, 10:23:36 AM »
Nano bots are the key to immortality. Let's wait for them.

Please, for us all:

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2008, 01:28:37 PM »
That's too big to be a nanobot, silly.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2008, 07:38:21 AM »
I was watching the Science Channel yesterday, and by editing a worm's genes, they were able to expand its lifespan from 30 days to almost 6x as long.  They are hopeful that once they move on to mice, in 50 years humans will be living to possibly 1000 years of age.

Discuss.

so people could live that long in post flood times? scary

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2008, 08:30:09 AM »
so people could live that long in post flood times? scary

Troll. 

Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2008, 03:05:21 PM »
thats how the ice wall guards survive.

they must be on to us.

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2008, 08:24:43 PM »
That's too big to be a nanobot, silly.
Try it anyways. I think you can find them in all sorts of sizes. Get the .45 caliber nanobot delivery system. Glock brand will suffice.

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2008, 01:39:28 PM »
Why do you want me to kill myself, nooblet?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2008, 10:16:11 PM »
My reasons are ten-fold. 

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2008, 02:55:23 PM »
You aren't special, all toothpaste is evil, you know.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #72 on: April 25, 2008, 10:43:53 PM »
I'm very ordinary.  Extra ordinary.  EXTRAORDINARY! 

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2008, 11:58:39 AM »
No, just ordinary.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2008, 06:11:20 PM »
You aren't special, all toothpaste is evil, you know.

That's true, they're part of a Communist plot to pollute our bodies with dangerous fluoride.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #75 on: April 26, 2008, 08:31:00 PM »
You aren't special, all toothpaste is evil, you know.

That's true, they're part of a Communist plot to pollute our bodies with dangerous fluoride.

Nooooo, the Chinese plot to pollute us with antifreeze.

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Raist

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #76 on: April 27, 2008, 12:55:41 PM »
Why do you want me to kill myself, nooblet?
I told you to nanobot yourself. Die in a fire.

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2008, 01:37:20 PM »
Quiet, nooblet!  ;D
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Raist

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Re: People living to 500-1000 years?
« Reply #78 on: April 27, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »
No.  ::)