The Conspiracy

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2008, 07:27:30 AM »
Birthday gifts can wait, I need that money to buy booze for Vappu!
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 08:34:02 AM »
It sounds like a good deal, lets get a move on this letter.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2008, 08:41:13 AM »
Who do I address it to?

Dear Mr. Conspirator Sir?
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2008, 08:44:58 AM »
Who do I address it to?

Dear Mr. Conspirator Sir?


Address it as Mr. Conspriator Sir/ Mrs. Conspirator Ma'am. Come on, we can't be sexist.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2008, 09:40:49 AM »
Who are you kidding?

Yes we can!

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2008, 11:41:01 AM »
We can be sexist, everyone knows that there are no female conspirators.
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2008, 12:32:26 PM »
We can be sexist, everyone knows that there are no female conspirators.

Why? Not smart enough, too smart for it, or just because they're women?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2008, 12:42:51 PM »
boobs get in the way of the special conspiracy suits
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2008, 12:44:58 PM »
Not to mention that women just can't be trusted to keep a secret.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2008, 12:48:53 PM »
another good point
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2008, 01:09:06 PM »
Yes, both were very good points. To sum up, I guess you would just start it with Mr. Conspirator Sir.

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« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2008, 01:14:48 PM »
Right, should I sign it with my real name or sign it Tom Bishop?
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2008, 01:19:38 PM »
Yes, both were very good points. To sum up, I guess you would just start it with Mr. Conspirator Sir.

I'd go with "Hey, you."

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« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2008, 01:23:01 PM »
Right, should I sign it with my real name or sign it Tom Bishop?

Sign the bloke's name.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2008, 01:26:42 PM »
Right, should I sign it with my real name or sign it Tom Bishop?

Sign the bloke's name.

Hehe thats mean
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2008, 01:37:19 PM »
Aha, I sense a reluctance to throw this particular bloke to the wolves? 
Okay, sign your landlord's name.  :)

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2008, 01:42:18 PM »
Yeah I like this bloke too much, at the moment, to throw him to NASA wolves

I don't know who my landlord is  :-\
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2008, 01:55:41 PM »
Maybe just better sign it as Jane Doe.

(Hmmmm...and going to family outings with the bloke?)

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2008, 01:56:58 PM »
Dear Conspirator Sir,

Why all the lies about a round earth? We aren't all that stupid.


Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »
Maybe just better sign it as Jane Doe.

(Hmmmm...and going to family outings with the bloke?)

I was thinking of signing it Mrs. Peach

I met the bloke's parents this weekend...


Dear Conspirator Sir,

Why all the lies about a round earth? We aren't all that stupid.


Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen


Sounds simple and goodish
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2008, 02:06:25 PM »
Maybe just better sign it as Jane Doe.

(Hmmmm...and going to family outings with the bloke?)

I was thinking of signing it Mrs. Peach

I met the bloke's parents this weekend...


Dear Conspirator Sir,

Why all the lies about a round earth? We aren't all that stupid.


Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen


Sounds simple and goodish

Hey You,

Why all the lies about a round earth? We aren't all that stupid.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Elberta Peach

 ;D

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2008, 02:11:33 PM »
Sorted ;D
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2008, 02:48:35 PM »
So does it go to NASA or the ESA (or both)?

"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2008, 02:55:31 PM »
NASA, I'll speak to ESA in person
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2008, 03:00:53 PM »
Excellent. In the event of your disappearance we will send out Taters immediately.
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2008, 03:07:37 PM »
Alright the plan is set
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2008, 03:19:29 PM »
 ;D  Taters armed with his epee.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2008, 03:20:55 PM »
Wow now I want to be captured by the conspiracy
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2008, 03:27:32 PM »
Have you left on your quest yet, or are you still sitting around? I have a short attention span...
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2008, 03:30:13 PM »
I'm still sitting around cos I have an exam tomorrow and I'm "revising"...
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?