The Conspiracy

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The Conspiracy
« on: April 25, 2008, 08:04:52 PM »
Why does there have to be a conspiracy?

Why can't NASA and co just be mistaken in the belief of the Round Earth Theory, like 99% of the world?

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 07:07:04 AM »
Well they'd at least have to be lying about the space program because space flight not being possible on a flat earth. Maybe its not a conspiracy, they're just embarrassed that they couldn't get into space and don't dare tell anyone.
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 07:11:38 AM »
I think we should tie all of the flat earthers to a rocket and send you into orbit.

The earth is obviously a cone.

Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 10:07:42 AM »
Well they'd at least have to be lying about the space program because space flight not being possible on a flat earth. Maybe its not a conspiracy, they're just embarrassed that they couldn't get into space and don't dare tell anyone.

Is this really true? Does their argument actually REQUIRE that NASA (and perhaps the entire government) is outright lying or covering up the truth about the shape of the Earth? Because if that's so... talk about epicycles! RE wins in terms of SIMPLICITY for sure.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 10:31:03 AM »
Well they'd at least have to be lying about the space program because space flight not being possible on a flat earth. Maybe its not a conspiracy, they're just embarrassed that they couldn't get into space and don't dare tell anyone.

Is this really true? Does their argument actually REQUIRE that NASA (and perhaps the entire government) is outright lying or covering up the truth about the shape of the Earth? Because if that's so... talk about epicycles! RE wins in terms of SIMPLICITY for sure.

Yeah basically it does require that space agencies are lying.
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 12:11:08 PM »
and aren't they?
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 12:18:29 PM »
I'm gonna write a letter to them and ask.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2008, 12:44:47 PM »
Seems fair...
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2008, 04:47:53 PM »
Well they'd at least have to be lying about the space program because space flight not being possible on a flat earth. Maybe its not a conspiracy, they're just embarrassed that they couldn't get into space and don't dare tell anyone.

A conspiracy is two or more people working together to commit a crime.  NASA lying to the American people definitely constitutes a crime, no matter what their motives are.  And consider the moon landings, missions to Mars, etc.  The vast majority of them are probably innocent, but a least a few are lying deliberately.

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2008, 05:32:57 PM »
I'm gonna write a letter to them and ask.

Definately keep us updated on this letter, it could be very intersting and mildly amusing.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2008, 05:47:50 PM »
I'm gonna write a letter to them and ask.

Definately keep us updated on this letter, it could be very intersting and mildly amusing.

I might need help writing. Also I need NASA's address...
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2008, 05:53:47 PM »
They live in a castle on a volcano, like all good villains

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2008, 05:56:16 PM »
"No, Mr Bishop, I expect you to die."
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2008, 06:10:49 PM »
I'm gonna write a letter to them and ask.

Definately keep us updated on this letter, it could be very intersting and mildly amusing.

I might need help writing. Also I need NASA's address...

Just ask Tommy Boy to do it, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to do it  ;D

Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 06:58:45 PM »
"No, Mr Bishop, I expect you to die."

I thought Bishop was a Ms.. oh well.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2008, 08:34:54 PM »
Why does there have to be a conspiracy?

Why can't NASA and co just be mistaken in the belief of the Round Earth Theory, like 99% of the world?

Well, FE already has a model of the earth that they can't prove.  Why shouldn't they have a conspiracy that they can't prove too?
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2008, 08:43:55 PM »
Exactly; when we do things, we don't pussy foot around...
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2008, 12:46:47 AM »
They live in a castle on a volcano, like all good villains

Gotcha. I'll address it to "space bad guys. castle on the volcano, Americaland"
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2008, 08:01:32 AM »
I'm sure the post office gets letters like this all the time. There should be no confusion.
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2008, 12:58:50 PM »
Awesome
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2008, 05:54:42 AM »
I'm sure the post office gets letters like this all the time. There should be no confusion.

I don't know, you should be careful the post office might be in on the conspiracy too, somebody ask Tommy.

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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2008, 06:01:56 AM »
Mebbe I should hire someone to personally deliver the letter then. Any volunteers?
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2008, 08:34:15 AM »
I think Tom would, and then maybe we could get him on a space shuttle and he could come back and tell us what the Earth really looks like.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2008, 09:00:48 AM »
Don't let Tom do it. Next thing you know he'll tell us NASA doesn't exist. It's a pyramid scheme conspiracy!

Also, we already know the post office is in on the conspiracy. Gayer's got proof.

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2008, 09:02:38 AM »
Damn, you're right, well then somebody else needs to do it, somebody who we can trust to actually do it........

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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2008, 02:14:14 PM »
I don't trust anyone here
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2008, 08:49:04 PM »
I don't trust anyone here
Would you trust me with it if I promised I'd do a good job?
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2008, 09:32:23 PM »
Only if you're running for public office. Because then I'd KNOW you were looking out for my best interests.
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2008, 02:28:16 AM »
I don't trust anyone here
Would you trust me with it if I promised I'd do a good job?

I'd only trust you if you gave me a fiver.
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Re: The Conspiracy
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 06:26:40 AM »
Ah good. Then you can buy birthday gifts.