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Graduation
« on: April 25, 2008, 06:34:10 AM »
I have to go to a gradutation party and I'm expected to give a present but what do you give someone who's just finished high school? I don't understand this whole big deal about gradutations here so I need ideas. I was thinking vodka but that might not go down well with her mum.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 06:40:18 AM »
Blowjob.

It's the gift that is fun to recieve.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 07:02:01 AM »
Give a girl a blowjob? A girl that is effectively family?  :-\ :-X
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 09:15:22 AM »
Jewelry of some kind. 
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 10:39:24 AM »
Quote from: Professor Gaystain on April 25, 2008, 07:02:01 AM
Give a girl a blowjob? A girl that is effectively family?  :-\ :-X

That makes it all the more incredible.


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Re: Graduation
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 10:58:09 AM »
Food stamps.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 11:04:01 AM »
Quote from: Professor Gaystain on April 25, 2008, 07:02:01 AM
Give a girl a blowjob? A girl that is effectively family?  :-\ :-X

No, silly, hire someone.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 11:21:46 AM »
How does one become "effectively family"?
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 12:39:50 PM »
Through marriage.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:59:16 PM »
Boring.

There's gotta be a better way.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 01:17:59 PM »
Kidnapping?
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 02:03:40 PM »
Well Alex effectively became Ben's daughter after stealing her from Rousseau...
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 04:21:56 PM »
OMG.. did you see what happened to her last night? 
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 04:31:26 PM »
Oo oo whats this?


Yes, through marriage. Almost.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 04:35:10 PM »
Quote from: Professor Gaystain on April 25, 2008, 06:34:10 AM
I have to go to a gradutation party and I'm expected to give a present but what do you give someone who's just finished high school?
Give them flowers. It's never old that way and it shows your support.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2008, 04:37:05 PM »
Hmm thats actually a good idea. Thanks Jack.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 06:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on April 25, 2008, 04:21:56 PM
OMG.. did you see what happened to her last night? 

Yes.  I was sad.  I liked Alex.  :'(
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2008, 06:13:31 PM »
*still confused*
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2008, 06:57:58 PM »
Lost, dear.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »
oh I havent watched in a while
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2008, 11:46:29 PM »
Give her Potted Meat Food Product.  That's what I got. 

Honest. 
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2008, 06:49:26 AM »
Ok then
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2008, 07:09:51 AM »
 :-*
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2008, 07:11:00 AM »
Gotta get her a birthday present too
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2008, 07:15:56 AM »
Definitely a blowjob, then. 

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Re: Graduation
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2008, 07:16:57 AM »
*sigh* fine, blowjob it is then


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Re: Graduation
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2008, 11:58:30 AM »
Whats the legal drinking age there?
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2008, 12:16:32 PM »
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2008, 02:41:35 PM »
Give her AIDS: she'll never forget you.
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Re: Graduation
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2008, 03:01:55 PM »
Can I borrow your penis then?
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