Jesus is officially made of fail. Eat that, Christianity!
The human race is a virus with shoes.
I love gays
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
Satellites exist.
Yeah very addictive. Should come with some sort of warning label.
30,000 feet isn't very high. It's certainly possible to breath.