Graviton interference

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narcberry

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Graviton interference
« on: April 19, 2008, 04:26:03 PM »
Here is a proof of FE that has been lost.

What you will need:
  • A heavy stone
  • A square piece of tinfoil (graviton interceptor)

What you will do:
Toss the stone directly upwards has high as you can.
Immediately place your graviton interceptor above your head.

What you will observe:
The tinfoil will immediately prevent gravitons from passing between the stone and the earth.
Even though the passage of gravitons is entirely disrupted, the earth will still meet up with the stone.

What you will learn:
Since the stone is traveling faster than the earth and the earth caught up to it, the earth must be accelerating.
The earth must therefore, be flat.


Another victory for FE!!!

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Wakka Wakka

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Re: Graviton interference
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 04:30:52 PM »
If gravity doesn't exist how do we know that would happen?
Normally when I'm not sure I just cop a feel.

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narcberry

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Re: Graviton interference
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 04:31:29 PM »
If gravity doesn't exist how do we know that would happen?

Run the test

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Kill-9

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Re: Graviton interference
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 04:36:15 PM »
If gravity doesn't exist how do we know that would happen?

Run the test
Actually there is an easy experiment that shows the earth is round.

MATERIALS:
* You
* A bus

METHOD:
1. Stand on the sidewalk and wait for a bus to come charging down the street
2. When its too late for the bus to stop safely, step out in front of the bus

OBSERVATIONS:
You'll notice immediately that the earth is round.


Give this a shot narc. you too Tom!
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Trekky0623

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Re: Graviton interference
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2008, 05:58:04 PM »
Why would gravitons be blocked by tin foil?

Mr. Graviton is INVINCIBLE!

Re: Graviton interference
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 07:14:43 PM »
Why wouldn't this work?
I turned my signatures off because they make threads hard to read. I can't even see this when I post, please tell me what I said here.