The Bible is from Mars!

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Trekky0623

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The Bible is from Mars!
« on: June 03, 2008, 05:19:41 PM »
It all makes sense!

Water once there, now it's gone.

Evidence of flooding.

Every shred of life gone.

The Bible isn't talking about Earth, it's talking about Mars!

Discuss.

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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 05:35:30 PM »
It all makes sense!

Water once there, now it's gone.

Evidence of flooding.

Every shred of life gone.

The Bible isn't talking about Earth, it's talking about Mars!

Discuss.
If it was on Mars, Earth nicked it. Emporer Roo can confirm there is no bible on mars.

Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 12:06:38 AM »
Why are there Jews on earth?

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NW

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Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 04:47:00 AM »
They aren't. You have been misled

Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 04:48:27 AM »
Another win for the Aryan race!

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NW

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Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 04:55:50 AM »
Go the Aryans!

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Re: The Bible is from Mars!
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 05:19:25 AM »
Why are there Jews on earth?
Emporer Roo tells me he sent them to Earth in an attempt to wipe out the human race.