Poll

Who will win?

Ron Paul
6 (18.2%)
Barack Obama
12 (36.4%)
Hillary Clinton
4 (12.1%)
John McCain
4 (12.1%)
Someone Else
7 (21.2%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Voting closed: June 12, 2008, 08:26:04 AM

Projected Election Results

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17 November

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Projected Election Results
« on: April 13, 2008, 08:26:04 AM »
My Projected Scenario:  "With 9 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices reporting, we can project the winner of the fixed election as the phony conservative over the Uncle Tom who beat the phony (gay) woman."

This poll is for who you think will win -

- not who you want to win.

Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 01:28:01 PM »
Tom Bishop.

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Masterchef

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 01:49:45 PM »
Why the fuck would you even bother putting Ron Paul in the poll?

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Anteater7171

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 08:46:38 PM »
Because Ron Paul is the man!!! He is by far the best canidate, excluding Tom Bishop. Unlike Obama/Hilary who simply preach change, he acctualy has plans to do so.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Trekky0623

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 08:50:05 PM »
He dropped out of the Republican campaign, though.

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 09:10:24 PM »
Yeah, but if we all vote for him then he's in like Flynn. 

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 09:21:53 PM »
I hate everyone. 

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cmdshft

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 09:27:48 PM »
I hate everyone. 

I hate you too. </3

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EvilToothpaste

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 09:34:40 PM »
Ow, my feelers! 

Don't worry, Hara ... I don't hate everyone equally. 

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cmdshft

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 10:16:24 PM »
Ow, my feelers! 

Don't worry, Hara ... I don't hate everyone equally. 

That could very well mean you hate me most. If so, I've done my job, but even if you hate me least, I still did my job. Either way, I win.

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 10:30:22 PM »
I hate everyone. 

 ;D  I find I can hate much better if I just hate a few at a time (usually anyone in authority).

Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 03:02:25 PM »
Ron Paul.
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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 03:59:19 PM »
Nader doesn't get his own option?  :'(
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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 04:13:30 PM »
Nader doesn't get his own option?  :'(

Nader ftw...well not ftw but a little better each time
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2008, 04:33:43 PM »
Nader for the Republicans
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Anteater7171

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2008, 05:09:24 PM »
He dropped out of the Republican campaign, though.

You can still vote for him in other primarys. I think he won as a Libertarian.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2008, 08:41:20 PM »
What four fucking imbeciles voted for Ron Paul.

a) He's not going to win. He never was going to win. It's not gonna happen.
b) He's a senile old man. He has no idea how to run a campaign or a country, his social skills are limited to ranting on all of his "ideas" which are sometimes cool, but usually really dumb.

I liked him at first, too, so I'll admit that the fanboy attire of shouting "RON PAUL FTW" caught on in my head as well, but if you look at who he actually is, you'll realize he's pretty much a moron. If you wanted to vote for somebody who wasn't going to win, you should've gone with Gravel.

In summary, go home, grandpa, you've had your share of fun this campaign.


But honestly, Obama's going to win. If not, I'm going to kill myself. Or move to somewhere far away from the U.S. Far, far away.

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2008, 10:07:38 PM »
It's impossible to predict who will win.  Such speculation is futile.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2008, 10:44:13 PM »

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narcberry

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2008, 12:20:27 AM »
Caring about any of your political opinions was a mistake I might have made.

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 01:08:54 AM »
If the yanks re-elect the Republicans I'm taking a year off work to bitch-slap each and every one of you

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 09:39:01 AM »
If the yanks re-elect the Republicans I'm taking a year off work to bitch-slap each and every one of you

Normally I'd agree but McCain is so moderate that he's practically a Democrat himself.  I'm in an unusual position this year, I think I'd be satisfied no matter which of the three left ended up winning the election.  Of course when you've had someone like GW running things for eight years you're just ready for change, period.

If it had been McCain running against Gore in 2000 I would have voted for him in a heartbeat.  The only real thing going against McCain this year is his age but hey, I loved Reagan too.  ;D
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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 10:29:46 AM »
I'd personally like to see Clinton win. I think too many people are on the Barrack bandwagon instead of looking at the issues, but maybe not. There is no control group in this election, and it's hard to gauge what's really the motivating factor in it. It is race, sex, or issues? Oh well, I don't even live there, but they are all better than Bush.
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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 04:17:55 PM »
Who gets elected isn't really the issue. We all know it's the Democrats' turn to play now. The question is will the agenda change? Will the geopolitical situation improve significantly? My bet is Hillary will follow down the same path Bush did, perhaps with a bit more sugar on top.
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
Who gets elected isn't really the issue. We all know it's the Democrats' turn to play now. The question is will the agenda change? Will the geopolitical situation improve significantly? My bet is Hillary will follow down the same path Bush did, perhaps with a bit more sugar on top.

That wouldn't surprise me in the least, although I do think she would work to putting an end to this ridiculous war.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 05:56:29 PM »
They're all the same.. I don't think it matters who wins.  I will be glad when Bush is out, he's a terrible leader.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2008, 09:22:47 AM »
Really, though, stop voting for Ron Paul. It frightens me.


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EvilToothpaste

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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2008, 09:28:20 AM »
Insert vote for Ron Paul...


I hope not to get the FBI on my ass here, but I think this bigoted racist country is not ready for a female or a black president.  I'm not saying neither will be elected; it is very probable one of them will be in office.  All I'm saying is I hope they choose a really good vice-president. 


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Re: Projected Election Results
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 02:16:55 AM »
Concerning the negative stigma some have applied lately to Obama, an association with the politics of Louis Farrakhan is a good thing.

The US dollar is on a crash course downwards with no signs of stopping save a completely new dollar - a new currency in which case probably all of the main three candidates would use as an opportunity to introduce a united North American currency to replace the US dollar - the AMERO.  This is something that Ron Paul would obviously oppose and which Bush, McCain and Clinton would endorse, but where would Obama stand with reguard to this?

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