so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.

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so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« on: April 23, 2008, 02:50:26 PM »
I bought a hybrid (trying to save the ice wall from melting and screwing us all) and i am planing my week journey to the star. I have to admit i'm worried I might have to fly 35 miles out of my way to avoid the sun, but then I realized gravity doesn't exist it's just an optical illusion. and 35 miles isn't that much.

I have been told by my fellow FE'rs that I might run into some problems with the ice wall protectors, do they use nerve gas or kitty snipers? I am very worried about the kitty snipers I hear they shoot rainbow ammunition and ride snowmobiles across the wall. I also have attempted to find the direct center of the earth but my FE map isn't working too well, is there any way I can fly out from the center to avoid the kitty snipers?

truth be told this isn't my maiden trip, I got to the equivalent of phoenix to Boston and had to turn around. so close I know, but I want to be comfortable on my stay so I went and got my ps3 ( hopefully ups sends GTA4 my way)

ok thanks guys I'll post pictures when I find another starbucks.

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 03:01:00 PM »
I bought a hybrid (trying to save the ice wall from melting and screwing us all) and i am planing my week journey to the star. I have to admit i'm worried I might have to fly 35 miles out of my way to avoid the sun, but then I realized gravity doesn't exist it's just an optical illusion. and 35 miles isn't that much.

I have been told by my fellow FE'rs that I might run into some problems with the ice wall protectors, do they use nerve gas or kitty snipers? I am very worried about the kitty snipers I hear they shoot rainbow ammunition and ride snowmobiles across the wall. I also have attempted to find the direct center of the earth but my FE map isn't working too well, is there any way I can fly out from the center to avoid the kitty snipers?

truth be told this isn't my maiden trip, I got to the equivalent of phoenix to Boston and had to turn around. so close I know, but I want to be comfortable on my stay so I went and got my ps3 ( hopefully ups sends GTA4 my way)

ok thanks guys I'll post pictures when I find another starbucks.
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 03:02:50 PM »
it's only going to take a week.

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 05:11:24 PM »
This thread wins.


« Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 05:13:00 PM by twopointseventwo »

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 05:54:42 PM »
Old.  DiegoDraw already did the same thing, and his thread included PICTURES.

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 06:32:21 PM »
I realized gravity doesn't exist it's just an optical illusion.
I wouldn't call it an optical illusion, but, basically, yea.


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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 11:16:17 AM »
I'd go with something like inertial illusion, as its not precisely optical.
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 03:28:15 PM »
You can see gravity?

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 10:57:13 PM »
Why don't you get this with my lips. 

I'm referring to my arse. 

Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 08:00:37 PM »
Why don't you get this with my lips. 

I'm referring to my arse. 

ass not arse, i don't have an arse and don't know anyone who does, its an ass

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 10:08:03 PM »
Why don't you get this with my lips. 

I'm referring to my arse. 

ass not arse, i don't have an arse and don't know anyone who does, its an ass
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2008, 07:12:01 AM »
Definitly arse unless you have a donkey attached to your rear end.
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2008, 10:56:02 AM »
He must be American, or stupid. Probably both. Even I say arse though.

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2008, 10:59:43 AM »
Arse is the way its supposed to be said.
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 11:01:26 AM »
Thats precisely why I say it

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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »
Now let's debate the proper pronunciation of the "a" in arse! Because I know some of my relatives (me being first generation born in America to Irish immigrants) who have a particularly and distinctly different way of pronouncing arse than an American or British would say arse. So...

Is it "arse", "aerse," or "airse"?

Really, cuz I say bum and would like to know so that I don't embarrass myself at Mr. Darcey's this weekend.
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2008, 09:10:20 PM »
If we answer "arse" does that perpetuate the question?

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2008, 05:54:46 AM »
I think he means "arse" with the same sound as "argh".

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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2008, 11:51:05 AM »
I think he means "arse" with the same sound as "argh".

Is that pronounced "argh", "aergh", or "airgh"?  ???
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Re: so I'm on my way to Proxima Centauri.
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2008, 02:36:06 PM »
All of the above!