I have a question

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I have a question
« on: April 01, 2008, 12:04:16 PM »
Hello, I recently was told about this site and I have spent the last few days reading the FAQs and posts by other members.

As I have always believed that the government has kept many things secret from the general public this is something that Iím having a very difficult time believing.

For example, you state that the Earth's tides are controlled by a slight tipping or wobbling of the Earth. If that is the case then why is it when the moon is full over the center of America the tides rise significantly on the East and West coasts at the same time?
What about an inside-out or banana shaped earth...
90-42 does not equal 48. You fail

Re: I have a question
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 04:44:09 PM »
Dont even bother. These fools are the people who wear tinfoil hats while wacking off to the X-Files.

They have no scientific data or proof of their stupid theory. All they ever respond with is "its a conspiracy"...like the bunch of nitwits they are. Or they refer to their hack leader Tom Bishop, as if he has any credibility outside of this website.

You losers really need a life.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 04:58:57 PM »
Thanks for telling us that. I'll go out and get a life now.
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Re: I have a question
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 05:08:14 PM »
I don't get the tinfoil hat thing, what's that all about?

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 05:27:15 PM »
1st Tom Bishop is not our leader
2nd There is a slight flex in the eath thats causes the tides (it goes slightly concave, then convex)
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 06:17:01 PM »
Tin foil hats are sweet, you get tumors from your cell phone, get chemo, lose your hair, and THEN say i look ridiculous. loser.

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 08:14:42 PM »
For example, you state that the Earth's tides are controlled by a slight tipping or wobbling of the Earth. If that is the case then why is it when the moon is full over the center of America the tides rise significantly on the East and West coasts at the same time?

Problem is we still haven't agreed where the center of the map is. Consider North America in the north of the map it would mean the earth tipped towards the north. Thus the water will rise on both sides og NA.

Also it might have to do with the wobbling and the wave theory. I'ma get back to that after finishing me tinfoil-hat. Don't want the conspiracists to read me thoughts.

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 09:25:00 PM »
Dont even bother. These fools are the people who wear tinfoil hats while wacking off to the X-Files.

I personally wacked off on Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile!

Re: I have a question
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 02:53:54 PM »
Haha sorry about the guy who responded after me. I really do find your theory fascinating, sorry my thread turned into..well..whatever it turned into. I love your responses though.
What about an inside-out or banana shaped earth...
90-42 does not equal 48. You fail

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 04:35:46 PM »
Dont even bother. These fools are the people who wear tinfoil hats while wacking off to the X-Files.

They have no scientific data or proof of their stupid theory. All they ever respond with is "its a conspiracy"...like the bunch of nitwits they are. Or they refer to their hack leader Tom Bishop, as if he has any credibility outside of this website.

You losers really need a life.

GET AWAY FROM MY WINDOW!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 10:52:03 PM »
Haha sorry about the guy who responded after me.

Interesting, since both of you are actually the same person.

Re: I have a question
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 08:35:46 AM »
To the guy above me, sorry but no im not the other guy. I realize im new and the other guy only has 1 or 2 posts also but were not the same person.
What about an inside-out or banana shaped earth...
90-42 does not equal 48. You fail

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 09:40:18 AM »
Dont even bother. These fools are the people who wear tinfoil hats while wacking off to the X-Files.

They have no scientific data or proof of their stupid theory. All they ever respond with is "its a conspiracy"...like the bunch of nitwits they are. Or they refer to their hack leader Tom Bishop, as if he has any credibility outside of this website.

You losers really need a life.

GET AWAY FROM MY WINDOW!

Can I still use my binoculars?

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 10:46:04 AM »
As long as you are wearing your tinfoil hat!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 11:43:39 AM »
As long as you are wearing your tinfoil hat!

Oh joy!  ;D

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 12:12:08 PM »
Can I still use my immensely powerful laser so I don't even need to leave the comfort of my home and stalk you from continents away?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 01:38:15 PM »
Can I still use a complex system of sat-nav trackers and robots outfitted with cameras, heatseeking units and vibrators?
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 03:11:51 PM »
I was referring to another thread. That was just scary how much are those robots?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 10:28:49 PM »
depends. Anywhere from $300-$20, depending on whether you make them yourself, and which satellite you're using.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2008, 05:48:15 AM »
And how strong the vibrator is....

Re: I have a question
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2008, 09:34:37 AM »
Tin foil hats are sweet, you get tumors from your cell phone, get chemo, lose your hair, and THEN say i look ridiculous. loser.

Do you have have cancer? Oh please please please :)

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2008, 01:20:21 PM »
Tin foil hats are sweet, you get tumors from your cell phone, get chemo, lose your hair, and THEN say i look ridiculous. loser.

Do you have have cancer? Oh please please please :)

Ummm you're a jackass.


die in a fire.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2008, 08:42:25 AM »
Yeah, zing! you burned him thar. Literally. :)
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2008, 06:06:05 PM »
I burned myself with a soldering iron last week.

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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2008, 06:14:28 PM »
Damn that hurts. I miss those days of tech classes
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Re: I have a question
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2008, 06:41:23 PM »
I was repairing a body cord in my basement.

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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2008, 07:29:59 PM »
I was repairing a body cord in my basement.

That may have sounded weird, I should have specified that I fence. The body cord goes from the weapon to the reel, which then leads to the machine. That should clear up random sexual inuendo before it starts.

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2008, 12:06:56 AM »
Hello, I recently was told about this site and I have spent the last few days reading the FAQs and posts by other members.

As I have always believed that the government has kept many things secret from the general public this is something that Iím having a very difficult time believing.

For example, you state that the Earth's tides are controlled by a slight tipping or wobbling of the Earth. If that is the case then why is it when the moon is full over the center of America the tides rise significantly on the East and West coasts at the same time?


It's because the moon tips the Earth in that direction due to light pressure. 

Re: I have a question
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2008, 03:03:42 PM »
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THE EARTH IS ROUND BECAUSE IF YOU WALK ALONG THE EQUATOR YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET RIGHT BACK TO WHERE YOU STARTED

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Re: I have a question
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2008, 04:39:37 PM »
THE EARTH IS ROUND BECAUSE IF YOU WALK ALONG THE EQUATOR YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET RIGHT BACK TO WHERE YOU STARTED

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