Praise Me!

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Praise Me!
« on: March 24, 2008, 09:49:37 AM »
Hello my children. I am blessing your forums with my presence.  :)
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 09:59:58 AM by magic »
Save a cow eat a vegetarian.

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TheEngineer

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 10:00:17 AM »
*yawn*


"I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake."
        -- Bob Hudson

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 10:17:55 AM »
lol  ;D
Save a cow eat a vegetarian.

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 11:07:20 AM »
YOU penguin
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Raist

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 11:25:52 AM »
Hello my children. I am blessing your forums with my presence.  :)
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.

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magic

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 11:30:22 AM »
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.
[/quote]

 :'(
Save a cow eat a vegetarian.

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Raist

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 11:32:19 AM »
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.

 :'(
you roll a 19, due to lack of skill the quote still fails.

(i love life)

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 01:25:45 PM »
Critical miss: you cast heavy magic missile at your eye.

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Raist

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 01:27:09 PM »
Critical miss: you cast heavy magic missile at your eye.
I love when DM's turn into total jackasses. Your spell fails, it kills you. WHAT?

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 01:38:38 PM »
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D.  I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.

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Raist

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 02:00:15 PM »
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D.  I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 04:18:31 PM »
You roll a one and your head asplodes. YOU SUCK, EARTHLING.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2008, 02:40:11 PM »
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D.  I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.

The fuck?  Were you playing with jocks or something??

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 04:57:12 PM »
i roll a 5, find magic staff of poop
Save a cow eat a vegetarian.

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2008, 06:04:39 PM »
You roll a 1, Gary Busey snorts you.


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Raist

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2008, 07:39:10 PM »
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D.  I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.

The fuck?  Were you playing with jocks or something??
No, me and my friends are far from jocks. Just violent when the occasion strikes. It was a group effort. It was a good lawl.

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2008, 09:22:17 PM »
 ::)

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Praise Me!
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 07:20:13 PM »
Shoulda punched yourselves for losing the game.