*Shaves head, gets scar and puts little finger to mouth*
I propose we construct a "laser", using this "laser" we project a red spot onto random people in McDonalds, thereby making them think they're being targeted by a laser-scope-gun-wielding assassin. They will be unable to enjoy their meal, and worse, they will be humiliated. Slowly but surely people will stop going to McDonalds, unless the managing body pays us...
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!