Communication and Negotiation

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Communication and Negotiation
« on: February 02, 2008, 12:59:51 PM »
...is the title I've been given to speak about on monday morning in front of my whole office and I'm trying to piece together a ten minute presentation on it.

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 03:08:39 PM »
Tell them communication and negotiation sucks sucks then stare at them for the rest of the ten minutes. Finish by singing 'I Am Iron Man'
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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 03:18:21 PM »
Expert executive advice as always!  :D

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 03:35:56 PM »
It's got me where I am today ;D
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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2008, 03:52:14 PM »
Show them this site as an example of how not to do it.

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 05:22:50 PM »
Tell them the customer is always right, but never to take no for an answer.  Once they learn to master that, there's nothing they can't do.

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2008, 01:46:09 AM »
Use "The Life of Brian" the haggling scene.

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2008, 10:56:32 AM »
Did it. forgot my notes so I ad-libbed the whole thing from start to finish.

Apparently 'the bar has been raised for everyone else.'  :o

Thank gord I can think on my feet

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 11:33:50 AM »
Did our tips help?

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 11:56:01 AM »
Apparently 'the bar has been raised for everyone else.'  :o

Thank gord I can think on my feet

You know, they should have limbo dancing discussion classes so people can make bad puns all the time about thinking on your feet, raising bars, etc etc.
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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 02:23:37 PM »
oh my!

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Re: Communication and Negotiation
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 02:36:49 PM »
Show them this site as an example of how not to do it.

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