Flat Earth: The Musical

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #90 on: March 24, 2008, 03:09:05 PM »
Saddam can write the songs, I need help!

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2008, 05:32:08 PM »
Act 2 Scene 2

The past. A great big blue light thing appears and NASA soldiers emerge from it

Commander Saddam: Here we are boss, the past. Just like I promised.

NASA Overlord Z: Well, technically you were supposed to build your own time machine, not just use the FES one.

Commander Saddam: Yeah well, guv'nor, it's the results that count.

NASA Overlord Z: It is indeed. General Gayer?

General Gayer: Yes, boss?

NASA Overlord Z: Where are we?

General Gayer: Lowestoft, sir. It's a highly significant town on the east coast, the most eastern point of England in fact. In the future Bird Flu will occur here.

NASA Overlord Z: Very good. Order the NASA taskforce to establish our HQ here.

General Gayer: and the Lowestoft population?

NASA Overlord Z: Kill them all!

General Gayer: Yeehah!

General Gayer shoots a local in the face. The rest of the NASA soldiers start killing indiscriminately

NASA Overlord Z: Excellent... first Lowestoft... then Rowbotham himself, and anybody who gets in the way! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 04:56:28 AM by Skankicide »

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2008, 05:38:32 PM »
I had forgotten too! I still love it...where am I? Taking a nap?
Proof the Earth is round!
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #93 on: March 31, 2008, 05:41:21 PM »
I guess you'd be with the NASA taskforce... what do you want to be, an idealistic hero or bloodthirsty murderer?

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #94 on: March 31, 2008, 06:16:08 PM »
Either, as long as I'm against FES :D

Meh, you know what? Bloodthirsty, backstabbing! Mwahahahahaha!
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #95 on: March 31, 2008, 08:18:44 PM »
Thats great stuff! I just read through it all, so funny!  ;D  ;D
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2008, 04:08:09 AM »
Insignificant?! Its the most easterly point in england!  >:(
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2008, 04:47:21 AM »
Is it? I've just remembered it was where Bird Flu happened as well, so I guess it is significant

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2008, 04:48:07 AM »
Oh yeah, and the bird flu.
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2008, 04:58:54 AM »
changed it

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #100 on: April 01, 2008, 05:19:54 AM »
Nice one, thanks
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #101 on: April 01, 2008, 06:32:52 AM »
I looked the town up:  The most easterly point in England, site of bird flu infection, and in 1864 the focus of a local hysteria regarding the landing of a big blue thing.

Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #102 on: April 01, 2008, 08:52:07 AM »
I looked the town up:  The most easterly point in England, site of bird flu infection, and in 1864 the focus of a local hysteria regarding the landing of a big blue thing.

 :o
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #103 on: April 01, 2008, 11:01:22 AM »
The landing of a big blue thing?  :-\
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #104 on: April 01, 2008, 11:06:29 AM »
okay. "A great big blue light thing?"

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #105 on: April 01, 2008, 11:07:57 AM »
Hmmmmm  ???
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #106 on: April 01, 2008, 11:10:14 AM »
Act 2 Scene 2

The past. A great big blue light thing appears ....

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #107 on: April 01, 2008, 11:10:58 AM »
I ought to pay more attention....
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #108 on: April 01, 2008, 08:54:39 PM »
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I looked the town up:  The most easterly point in England, site of bird flu infection, and in 1864 the focus of a local hysteria regarding the landing of a big blue thing.
England or the UK?
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #109 on: April 02, 2008, 10:57:15 AM »
Not sure, think there might be some islands off Scotland that are most easterly, I haven't seen a map in a long time
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #110 on: April 03, 2008, 05:03:08 PM »
There is an island off the west coast of Scotland that was a test ground for anthrax, the island is still unsafe today.

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #111 on: April 04, 2008, 04:14:53 AM »
We need more music, it's been a while since the last song.  Can anyone update this musical anyway?  Is it kind of like a group project?

Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #112 on: April 04, 2008, 10:15:18 AM »
We need more music, it's been a while since the last song.  Can anyone update this musical anyway?  Is it kind of like a group project?

Yeah more musical! That work was great!
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #113 on: April 04, 2008, 03:07:02 PM »
There won't be anymore musical. Skank pressed the delete account button and won't give me his password so no more musical from him :(
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #114 on: April 04, 2008, 03:19:12 PM »
Well dammit!  Why'd he do that?

Now someone will have to write "The Tragedy of FLat Earth: the Musical"

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #115 on: April 04, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »
I pick you to write it!


he did cos i said he wouldn't, damn reverse psychology
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #116 on: April 04, 2008, 03:30:15 PM »
Har!  Maybe we can cajole him into returning. 

*cajoles*

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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #117 on: April 04, 2008, 03:32:00 PM »
I'll try cajoling him on Lovely
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #118 on: April 04, 2008, 08:22:45 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #119 on: April 05, 2008, 08:18:33 AM »
So far....nothing :(
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?