ACT 2 Scene 1
The past. The Flat Earth Society are here.
Tom Bishop: Here we are in the past then. Good work on that time machine, The Engineer.
Raa: Raa concurs.
The Engineer: Thank you both.
Tom Bishop: Right then, gentlemen, to business. I suggest we head towards Rowbotham's house. Remember to avoid any of the natives of this time period, they are likely to have fleas.
Username: Look over - it's a dinosaur!
Eric Bloedow: That is impossible. Dinosaurs are from MILLIONS! of years ago. They CANNOT be in this time period. Oh wait yeah, that does look like a dinosaur.
Tom Bishop: It appears the Conspiracy have been lying about a great many things.
The Engineer: They're not the only ones.
Tom Bishop: What's that supposed to mean?
The Engineer: I don't think you've been telling us the whole truth.
Tom Bishop: This isn't the best time...
Dogplatter: Tell us!
Tom Bishop: OK, if you insist. This is a one way mission. We aren't going back to the future.
Username: But some of us possibly have wives and children to get back to!
Tom Bishop: In a Conspiracy dominated future? No, we will stay here and destroy the Conspiracy before it even begins! Think about it, my friends - we can live in a world where everybody knows the truth!
The Engineer: I didn't sign on for this!
The Engineer pulls a spanner from his tool belt and hefts it menacingly.
Tom Bishop: Look you ugly son of a bitch, I'm in charge not you. You are a child attempting to be witty, your current model of the earth is entirely insufficient.
Tom Bishop pulls out a knife.
Dogplatter: Ooooh, that's fighting talk!
Username faints in shock
Tom Bishop and The Engineer fight for a while, then Tom Bishops gets the upper hand and holds the knife to The Engineer's throat.
Tom Bishop: Looks like I'm still in charge.
Eric Bloedow: For NOW, you unsuspecting fool...
Tom Bishop: What's that, Eric?
Eric Bloedow: Errr... nothing.