« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 7   Go Down

Flat Earth: The Musical

  • 200 Replies
  • 49053 Views
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2008, 04:25:15 PM »
get to it
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

The Terror

  • 1776
  • Flat Earth Propane Tank
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2008, 04:27:23 PM »
Don't rush me!
Logged
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2008, 04:29:10 PM »
fine  >:(
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

fshy94

  • 1560
  • ^^^ This is the Earth ...die alien invaders!!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2008, 11:25:01 PM »
Quote from: GeneralGayer on February 03, 2008, 12:55:35 PM
Stick fshy in but kill him off straight away. And let me be the person that kills him.

And then let me have faked my death!

Its cooler being a villain, especially when the heroes include Tom and Eric.
Logged
Proof the Earth is round!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19341.0

Quote from: Althalus
The conspiracy has made it impossible to adequately explain FE theory in English.
^^LOL!
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2008, 07:47:56 AM »
bah
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35374
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2008, 08:33:25 AM »
I want to be in the musical too! :D
Logged
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2008, 08:33:52 AM »
best audition then. Sing please
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35374
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2008, 08:39:54 AM »
The Earth is flat,
But you are fat,
Your real name is Hermione,
For this is the Flat Earth Society.

There.  I now expect a role in this musical.
Logged
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2008, 08:45:56 AM »
ok you're in


not that I'm in charge of this or anything
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35374
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2008, 08:46:51 AM »
That's good enough for me!
Logged
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2008, 08:52:09 AM »
phew
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

The Communist

  • 1217
  • Paranoid Intellectual & Pedantic Twat
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2008, 02:27:40 PM »
The title is an homage to Cannibal: The Musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

@GG: 6,000 posts in 6 months since my exile, you have really met your quota.  I'm proud of you.
Logged
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
-JackASCII

Do you have any outlandish claims to back up your evidence?
-Raist

Quote from: GeneralGayer date=1190908626
Yeah I love gay porn.
?

The Terror

  • 1776
  • Flat Earth Propane Tank
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2008, 05:04:23 PM »
Armageddon the Musical by Robert Rankin, as it happens
Logged
?

The Terror

  • 1776
  • Flat Earth Propane Tank
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2008, 05:24:26 PM »
Act 1 Scene 4

NASA HQ. Evil NASA overlord Z is sitting at his desk. Commander Saddam is standing before the desk.

Z: So, Saddam Hussein, have you made any progress building a time machine?

Commander Saddam: No, no I haven't.

Z: Need I remind you, Saddam, that we only saved you from execution at the hands of the Iraqis because you claimed to be a brilliant rocket scientist?

Commander Saddam: Err...

Z: A claim which subsequently turned out to be false?

Commander Saddam: well...

Z: You then avoided a second execution by claiming to be able to build a time machine.

Commander Saddam: Yeah...

Z: This also appears to have been a lie.

Commander Saddam: There have been some unforeseen setbacks. I need MOAR funds!

Z: What exactly have you produced so far?

Commander Saddam: I have built some Anthrax

Z: Oh yes, it always seems to come back to Anthrax.

the office door opens. Z's PA fshy enters.

Fshy: General Gayer here to see you sir.

General Gayer: Hello chief.

Z: Hello General Gayer

General Gayer: Our spy reports that the Flat Earth Society have begun building their own time machine, chief. They plan on going back to protect Rowbotham.

Z: WHAT? They must be stopped! General, take a strike team and kill them all!

Fshy: Excuse me sir, can I use your phone? It's quite important.

Z: Yes of course. Go ahead.

Fshy uses the phone

Fshy: Hello. Yes it's me. No time to talk, they're on to you. You must leave on the mission immediately, otherwise you'll all be killed. Good luck.

Z: Right, where was I? Oh yes. General Gayer, I order you to kill the Flat Earth Society!
Logged
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2008, 06:18:08 AM »
Quote from: The Communist on February 05, 2008, 02:27:40 PM
The title is an homage to Cannibal: The Musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

@GG: 6,000 posts in 6 months since my exile, you have really met your quota.  I'm proud of you.

Thank you m'dear ;D


Brilliant skank!
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

Loard Z

  • 4680
  • Insert witty intellectual phrase here...
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2008, 07:32:30 AM »
There is no music in the musical. I want to do an evil dance and sing bass.
Logged
Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2008, 07:34:02 AM »
you have to imagine the music
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • The Elder Ones
  • 50932
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2008, 08:01:24 AM »
I imagine "What, what in the butt" playing in the background.
Logged
Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2008, 08:03:37 AM »
eh?
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • The Elder Ones
  • 50932
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2008, 08:08:21 AM »
Logged
Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2008, 08:11:06 AM »
I'd watch it but I can't be arsed to find the headphones
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

Loard Z

  • 4680
  • Insert witty intellectual phrase here...
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2008, 08:17:58 AM »
I'd watch it but I'm in the middle of fixing my mums computer which currently has no sound since she installed Vista.

Fucking Vista.
Logged
Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2008, 08:19:11 AM »
Vista sucks

As does your mum. Extremely well. So I've heard.
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

Loard Z

  • 4680
  • Insert witty intellectual phrase here...
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2008, 08:21:22 AM »
Ignoring the mum thing. I'll agree. My mum has made an epic mess of a brand new computer just by installing vista on it.

I'm having to clean up the mess, and she's the one with a computing degree. Ironic, really.

And I've never even used Vista before either. Considering XP was a perfect operating system, why would you change from it?
Logged
Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2008, 08:27:26 AM »
Vista came ready installed with my laptop but I'm considering changing back to XP
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35374
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2008, 08:33:12 AM »
A good update! ;D
Logged
?

fshy94

  • 1560
  • ^^^ This is the Earth ...die alien invaders!!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2008, 09:48:32 AM »
Yes, very good, but why am I aiding Tom? Lol...

Now I want to be a double-crosser....

That aside, very good update, it will be funny...
Logged
Proof the Earth is round!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19341.0

Quote from: Althalus
The conspiracy has made it impossible to adequately explain FE theory in English.
^^LOL!
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65291
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #57 on: February 07, 2008, 05:15:37 PM »
Act 1 Scene 5

Captain Skank sings

I hate mods
I hate mods
I hate mods
I hate mods
This is the end
Goodbye!

- FIN -



(he's upset his topic about conspriacy motives got locked so he's not coming back)
Logged
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
?

The Terror

  • 1776
  • Flat Earth Propane Tank
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2008, 05:17:25 PM »
Act 1 Scene 5 part 2 *cough*

General Gayer is walking down the street leading a crack squad of NASA ice wall guards who aren't currently guarding the ice wall but instead are walking down this street.

General Gayer: I love it when I get ordered to kill people.

Commander Saddam: Yeah, I love killing people as well.

General Gayer: I thought you were back at base building a time machine?

Commander Saddam: No, I decided to tag along to get some fresh air. Plus if I wasn't here you'd have nobody to talk to - these ice wall guards are just extras with no lines

General Gayer: Yeah that's true.

Commander Saddam: Plus I wanted to try out my new invention - the anthrax stick!

General Gayer: Oh, what's that?

Commander Saddam: Well, I've taken a baseball bat, covered the end in glue and dipped it in a bag of anthrax. Them I hammered some nails into it to make it more dangerous.

General Gayer: Wow! I'm so impressed I'm going to sing!

I'm enjoying a walk in the shining sun
On my way to kill some people with my gun
I'll shoot 'em in the heart and the lung and the head
Ain't gonna stop till everyone is dead

Commander Saddam:

I'm walking down the street with my anthrax stick
Singing this song with a psychopathic chick
Gonna kill some fools and have a good time
Ain't felt this happy since I done a war crime

Commander Saddam and General Gayer:

We're enjoying a walk in the shining sun
Looking forward to some violent fun
We're evil killers but we do it with a laugh
This scene's gonna end in a terrible bloodbath

General Gayer: Well, looks like we've arrived at Flat Earth Society HQ. Look, there's a note on the door.

Commander Saddam: What does it say?

General Gayer: You are too LATE. We have gone BACK into the past already. Your's truly, the NASA spy.

Commander Saddam: Arseflaps.

Logged
?

fshy94

  • 1560
  • ^^^ This is the Earth ...die alien invaders!!
Re: Flat Earth: The Musical
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2008, 06:07:48 PM »
Loves it! More!(In due time, of course)
Logged
Proof the Earth is round!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19341.0

Quote from: Althalus
The conspiracy has made it impossible to adequately explain FE theory in English.
^^LOL!
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 7   Go Up
« previous next »