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I think I understand now!

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joe1983

I think I understand now!
« on: January 06, 2008, 09:09:01 AM »
I was just digging through my desk and pulled out a very interesting object. It was a giant piece of paper. I unfolded the paper to find an exact representation of the world. It really is flat! Holy shit! Why didn't I see this all along? Of course! It's really ashame. The answer has been right in front of me all along. It's a map!

Check this out! Holy balls!

http://www.celestiamotherlode.net/catalog/images/screenshots/earth/Earth18000BCE__donedwards.jpg

WOW! It's flat!
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 09:11:36 AM »
I hope you get bored soon, because we're all bored of you already.

Go for a walk or something.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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joe1983

Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 09:12:20 AM »
Now I can go for a walk with no fear! The world is flat! All this time I thought if I walked past 4th street I would fall into space!
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 09:13:43 AM »
your incessant drivel and spamming is pathetic.

Go back to WoW.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 09:18:51 AM »
he is a non believer he will be going to hell soon enough since god will smite him
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 09:19:30 AM »
there is no God or hell.

STFU.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 09:22:17 AM »
Yes there is a God he is a loving person.

Hell is a place that is full of evil and pain.


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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 09:24:43 AM »
if there was a God, he wouldn't be a person.

And if there was a God, there still wouldn't be a hell.

I'm not getting into a religious debate, there's a whole board for that.

So TITS [   ]
or GTFO [   ]
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2008, 09:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Lord Z, Th Purpl on January 06, 2008, 09:24:43 AM
if there was a God, he wouldn't be a person.

And if there was a God, there still wouldn't be a hell.

I'm not getting into a religious debate, there's a whole board for that.

So TITS [   ]
or GTFO [   ]

No There is my mommy told me there is a God,Hell and the world is Flat.

you see I'm from Kansas and was home schooled
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 09:28:21 AM »
I see. I suppose you still believe in Santa, the tooth fairy, and the Easter Bunny as well then.

And the boogeyman, hiding in your cupboard at night.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2008, 09:39:52 AM »
No since Santa,The Tooth Fairy and The Easter Bunny is all Pagan Symbols that was brought into  the Christan world by people who wanted to bring the Heathen's over to the right side.

now the flat earth is real and so is God and Satan.

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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2008, 09:41:38 AM »
right whatever, you're beyond any help I can give you.

Having fun spending your whole life working for something you can't possibly know exists.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2008, 09:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Lord Z, Th Purpl on January 06, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
right whatever, you're beyond any help I can give you.

Having fun spending your whole life working for something you can't possibly know exists.

Yes I do know God exists just as i know the world is flat.
Its in the book known as the Bible.
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2008, 09:47:18 AM »
I'll give you some help.  Change your user name.  Abraham Moses would be more lyrical.
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 09:49:13 AM »
I'm sick of the trolls today.

I'm going to the senior members board for a while.
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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dave J Matthews

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2008, 09:52:09 AM »
I am not a troll or what ever that is.

I found this site on Google I was looking to see if there was like minded people like me out there.
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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2008, 10:21:00 AM »
Kind of in that you've found a load of people who are FE'ers. But a poll (http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18734.0) shows that most of us are atheists/agnostics. Tis roundabouts and swings.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2008, 10:22:52 AM by steka »
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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2008, 11:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Lord Z, Th Purpl on January 06, 2008, 09:49:13 AM
I'm sick of the trolls today.

I'm going to the senior members board for a while.

stop feeding them fool
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2008, 11:10:48 AM »
why?

It's fun?

W could do th absnt lttr thing and rally confus thm no nd, no?
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Quote from: eric bloedow on January 08, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2008, 11:13:06 AM »
nah
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Loard Z

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Re: I think I understand now!
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2008, 11:16:14 AM »
Trekky  ???
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if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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