Please allow me to introduce myself...

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Please allow me to introduce myself...
« on: December 28, 2007, 01:41:11 AM »
...I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Pleased to meet you.

I've been spending a few hours perusing these boards and simply had to join.  I won't be making any inflammatory comments, or indeed many comments at all... I shall spend my due time lurking and aquainting myself with the personalities and proposals herein before burdening the members with my own opinions or philosophies... for the most part.  It is, I feel, only respectful to do so. 

However, I do wish to state forthright from the outset that it is my very strongly held belief that every sentient being is by virtue of existence entitled to believe whatsoever they wish and that no one has the right to abridge another being of that right.  Therefore you may expect that no matter what I may personally feel that I will not under any circumstance ever attempt to tell any person on either side of this debate that they are wrong, or stupid, or "noobish" for what they claim to believe.  I may never agree with you but I will never say that you don't have the right to believe what you choose.

That said, don't expect that I won't be willing to argue with those who purport to know "facts" that are in truth only opinions.  Deliberate or not, disinformation is dangerous and should be identified whenever it is encountered.  It is when one attempts to dispute one "fact" that is not in actuality a fact with another similar "fact" that things become unhealthy... you may expect that I will not attempt to dispute one piece of information with another unless I have researched my data to the point that I believe I can accurately defend it.

I hope that my introductary post is not too windy, and also that I will be able to contribute to some degree to this fascinating community.  Peace to all.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 05:57:22 AM »
Gulliver, is that you?


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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 07:37:12 AM »
tl;dr

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 09:36:29 AM »
I have a sneaking suspicion that this is indeed Gulliver.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 09:40:48 AM »
Yay Gully is back!
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2007, 09:42:51 AM »
You'd think he would have died from cancer or whatever by now.

Gulliver, why are you still alive?  Were you lying to us about your condition?

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2007, 09:54:17 AM »
Please allow me to introduce myself...
No.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 09:59:48 AM »
...I'm a man of wealth and taste.


Now that's a self-defeating pronouncement if ever I heard one.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2007, 12:46:29 PM »
I think Oathbound_Soul should be banned for quoting the Rolling Stones and lodging that freaking song in my head. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2007, 01:56:31 PM »
I think Oathbound_Soul should be banned for quoting the Rolling Stones and lodging that freaking song in my head. 

Love them.  Now.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2007, 03:01:30 PM »
I think Oathbound_Soul should be banned for quoting the Rolling Stones and lodging that freaking song in my head. 
Quote from: Mick Jagger & Kieth Richards
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2007, 04:03:28 PM »
 >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2007, 04:18:37 PM »
TITS or GTFO.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2007, 04:31:10 PM »
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2007, 04:51:20 PM »

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2007, 05:17:21 PM »
I learned that one a long time ago  :D 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2007, 08:40:48 PM »
Are those birds called tits or something?

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2007, 08:49:01 PM »
What did you mean by peruse? The word is often used as meaning 'to skim over', the actual meaning is 'to examine closely'.

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2007, 10:17:37 PM »
Thank you all for your responses.  In reply:

TheEngineer, Saddam and GeneralGayer: I regret that you have mistaken me for someone else, but I assure you I have never been on these forums before.  I discovered this board by following a link in a signature on another forum last night.  My apologies for the confusion.

Mr. Ireland: If you felt my introduction was too long to read then you are not my target audience.  Proceed as planned.

Viscount Dead Kangaroo: As you wish.

Mrs. Peach: Thank you, we are proud to be of service.

Space Cowgirl:  I apologize, I assure you I meant to cause you no discomfort.

Bushido:  Forgive me but I fear I do not understand this reference. 

And, Althalus:  I did indeed intend to indicate that I am examining these forums most closely.  Please forgive the alliteration.

Thank you all for your warm welcome.  I now return you to your regularly scheduled forums, already in progress.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2007, 01:42:53 AM »
He really does sound an awful lot like Gulliver. 

And he'd never admit it, since he was banned.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2007, 01:48:13 AM »
Maybe it's the ghost of Gulliver.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2007, 06:27:51 AM »
Are those birds called tits or something?
Yes:

Quote from: some bird site
Titmice (or simply Tits), are referred to in Northern America as Chickadees as well. In summer they fly about rather unnoticed but as soon as winter comes you will see them virtually everywhere. A number of species can become really tame. Tits are intelligent birds that over the years adapted themselves to the changing environment. For instance they learned how to open milk bottles to get to the tasty cream on top of the milk. Most Titmice are resident birds that don't migrate at all or if they do its over short distances only. The best known Tit is perhaps the Great Tit. Like most Tits this is a hole nesting bird. It often competes with the Blue Tit over the ownership of a good nesting hole. And because the Great Tit is just a tiny bit bigger (and stronger) it usually triumphs. All titmice eat insects, spiders and larvae in spring and summer, but switch to berries and nuts once winter approaches.
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
See My Greatness

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2007, 07:32:39 AM »
Gulliver was a hell of a lot more abrasive. He sounds like one of Tom's many aliases.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2007, 08:03:09 AM »
Mr. Ireland: If you felt my introduction was too long to read then you are not my target audience.  Proceed as planned.

He knows tl;dr --> troll

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2007, 08:16:54 AM »
TITS or GTFO.

Bushido:  Forgive me but I fear I do not understand this reference. 

Look it up and then use it

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2007, 03:51:13 PM »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2007, 03:57:04 PM »
Gully strikes again.