From the equations of Relativity:
w=(u+v)/(1+u*v/c^2)
where u is the current velocity, v is 9.8m/s, due to the earth accelerating at 9.8m/s^2 for one second, c is the speed of light, and w is the new velocity, to be used as u in the next iteration. Start at u=0 and let me know how long it takes us to reach the speed of light.
Wow, it must suck to be you guys right about now.