Islamic jokes

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Tao of Pooh

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Islamic jokes
« on: April 21, 2007, 04:44:39 AM »
Hey, don't blame me, I didn't write them!
AFAIK they're posted by an ex-Muslim.


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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2007, 10:17:04 AM »
http://www.faithfreedom.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40323

This guy needs some guidance.

He went from 'Devout' Christianity to 'Devout' Islam to 'Devout' Hinduism.
quot;Pleasure for man, is not a luxury, but a profound psychological need."
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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2007, 05:09:24 PM »
What's the difference between Islam and Christianity?
One wants you to kill others, one wants you to have fun.
quot;Pleasure for man, is not a luxury, but a profound psychological need."
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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2007, 05:54:17 PM »
*considers posting a pic of Mohammad from the "Super Best Friends" episode of South Park*

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2007, 04:34:37 PM »
Most of those were pretty much christian jokes. He just threw in some actual names for the islamic priest and such.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 11:47:53 PM »
DAMMIT! Curse governament control for blocking the site!

Interestingly enough, I'm listening to 'Electric Eye' by Judas Priest....
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 12:26:52 AM by Northrider5 »
Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Muslim.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 04:53:59 AM »
"Is that your Turban?"

"Why yes, yes it is."

"JIHAD!"

"What for?"

"Fruit of the loom is the devil!"
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2007, 01:07:20 PM »
WTF? That made no sense whatsoever........
Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Muslim.

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Midnight

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2007, 07:43:13 PM »
WTF? That made no sense whatsoever........

Whatever you wish to think is your reality.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 03:29:06 AM »
these are so not funny

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 04:38:45 AM »
I really didn't think they were all that funny either, but I had just read them on an ex-muslim mssg board I'm a member of and thought I'd share.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 06:01:47 AM »
I am the thread necromance!!!!

Attack, my zombie thread!!!
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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2007, 06:47:09 AM »
I am the thread necromance!!!!

Attack my zombie thread!!!

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2007, 04:24:31 PM »
i miss tao of pooh. :-(

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Tao of Pooh

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 05:35:13 AM »
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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2007, 03:16:06 PM »
Oh my god, you're back!!


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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 08:15:12 PM »
In what sense could that possibly be considered funny?
the cake is a lie

Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 08:18:00 PM »
I find things that are incredibly offensive funny. Also note that the artist adds 'pbuh', peace be upon him.

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2007, 01:04:55 AM »
Oh my god, you're back!!


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Sorta. I don't get to post on mssgboards nearly as much as I used to, it's too busy @ work.
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Raist

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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 12:51:56 PM »
Eh, Mohamed(sp?) did kill thousands of people. It's not funny, kind of tasteless, but a lot of art is.

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Re: Islamic jokes
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Re: Islamic jokes
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 05:39:28 PM »
The best islamic joke is Islam.

After a fourteen hundred year build up, the punch-line is sure to be a doozy.