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Britain in Five Words or less

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #270 on: August 15, 2008, 05:27:36 AM »
We can count, can't you?
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Dr Matrix

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #271 on: August 15, 2008, 05:29:15 AM »
"lol freedom"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #272 on: August 15, 2008, 06:30:46 AM »
"We like to watch you"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #273 on: August 15, 2008, 06:38:17 AM »
"Well safe innit blood?"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #274 on: August 15, 2008, 07:16:42 AM »
"Planet Earth's vagina."
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #275 on: August 15, 2008, 07:51:10 AM »
Quote from: Tai Lung on August 15, 2008, 07:47:13 AM
I suggest, "Better because it's Crudblud free."

You do know Dan is British, right?
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #276 on: August 15, 2008, 07:54:04 AM »
But of course, you obviously forged that quote.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #277 on: August 15, 2008, 09:34:08 AM »
cod and chips twice please
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #278 on: August 15, 2008, 01:38:37 PM »
Quote from: monkeybradders on August 15, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
cod and chips twice please

Sorry "Cod and Chips" twice would be six words.

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #279 on: August 15, 2008, 04:58:35 PM »
absolute shite at the footy
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #280 on: August 16, 2008, 01:47:11 AM »
The Bitches of the IRA
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #281 on: August 16, 2008, 09:23:16 AM »
Our teeth are odd, wottwott
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #282 on: August 16, 2008, 09:29:14 AM »
"Left... left I tell ya!"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #283 on: August 20, 2008, 05:34:50 AM »
Shnigglez in my wiggles.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #284 on: August 20, 2008, 02:09:05 PM »
Moustaches and monocles.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #285 on: August 21, 2008, 06:37:18 PM »
best music in the world


without a doubt ;)
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #286 on: August 22, 2008, 02:52:29 AM »
The garbage dump of asia.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #287 on: August 22, 2008, 02:53:00 AM »
betr splrs dan u
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #288 on: August 22, 2008, 03:10:41 AM »
Anally raping the citizenry.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #289 on: August 22, 2008, 06:13:54 AM »
Quote from: cbarnett97 on August 16, 2008, 01:47:11 AM
The Bitches of the IRA

IRA surrendered, UK wins now.

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #290 on: August 22, 2008, 06:28:55 AM »
Like America, but less fat.

We owned your country once.

Invented sports we can't play.

Most time fighting world wars.

Ran by a woman once.

Northern Ireland is an embarrassment.

We beat France more often.

Wales resembles a pig's head.

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #291 on: August 22, 2008, 07:13:24 AM »
Drive on the wrong side.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #292 on: August 22, 2008, 08:09:19 AM »
We suck cocks for money.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #293 on: August 22, 2008, 09:17:37 AM »
We're doing well in Olympics. (If smileys don't count as words, then add this on the end.  :-\ If not, never mind this whole bracketed bit.)
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #294 on: August 22, 2008, 10:48:26 AM »
Quote from: mayhem on August 22, 2008, 07:13:24 AM
Drive on the wrong side.

No, that would be America.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #295 on: August 22, 2008, 12:44:05 PM »
Holy shit, you're a mod?! And I'm not? But you're RE!
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #296 on: August 22, 2008, 02:22:40 PM »
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #297 on: August 22, 2008, 02:32:36 PM »
That's why you have so many tornadoes. Who came up with that theory?
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #298 on: August 22, 2008, 07:15:37 PM »
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #299 on: August 23, 2008, 04:40:41 AM »
Quote from: sokarul on August 22, 2008, 02:22:40 PM
Quote from: Robosteve on August 22, 2008, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: mayhem on August 22, 2008, 07:13:24 AM
Drive on the wrong side.

No, that would be America.

Another topic you have no idea about. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Countries_driving_on_the_left_or_right.svg

im sure that some of the countries,like albania,congo and iraq don;t even possess cars?
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