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Britain in Five Words or less

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #240 on: April 29, 2008, 01:33:31 PM »
"Oh yes we do, sir!"
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No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #241 on: April 29, 2008, 07:58:01 PM »
"Rivers of Blood."
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #242 on: August 12, 2008, 09:29:38 AM »
"Once a farm"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #243 on: August 14, 2008, 12:12:14 PM »
Invented English, just don't speak it anymore
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #244 on: August 14, 2008, 12:15:23 PM »
Quote from: cbarnett97 on August 14, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
Invented English, just don't speak it anymore

You do know how to count to five, right?
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #245 on: August 14, 2008, 12:18:17 PM »
"Invented English, Still Speak It"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #246 on: August 14, 2008, 12:19:45 PM »
Screwed Blue by the EU
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #247 on: August 14, 2008, 12:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Professor Gaypenguin on August 14, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
"Invented English, Now Butcher It"
 

fix'd  :P
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #248 on: August 14, 2008, 01:10:31 PM »
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Quote from: Professor Gaypenguin on August 14, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #249 on: August 14, 2008, 01:13:49 PM »
 :D
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #250 on: August 14, 2008, 01:58:54 PM »
Mind the gap or die. 
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #251 on: August 14, 2008, 02:20:39 PM »
"Under water half the time"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #252 on: August 14, 2008, 02:22:41 PM »
Quote from: sokarul on August 14, 2008, 01:58:54 PM
Mind the gap or die. 

that is so true :( I didn't mind the gap one day...I'm lucky to be alive
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #253 on: August 14, 2008, 02:22:59 PM »
less fat than the yanks.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #254 on: August 14, 2008, 02:32:20 PM »
We have funny accents.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #255 on: August 14, 2008, 03:11:14 PM »
Born to queue?

Even Vogons don't read Chaucer?

Parliament: Congress + three drink minimum?

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Over five

Conquered the world looking for better food?

It's cute: Go ahead and Brag about your centennials, we have Pubs older than that.

Royalty: A closely related group of people bred together to bring out their best qualities. See Hillbillies.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #256 on: August 14, 2008, 03:16:41 PM »
Vogons are the least likely to read Chaucer of any organism. Their brains developed from a second, pathetic and dyspeptic liver. I have read Chaucer, it wasn't very good.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #257 on: August 14, 2008, 04:28:03 PM »
"Welcome to HMP Britain"

"Got any ID?"

"Yeah but your mum..."
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #258 on: August 14, 2008, 04:34:10 PM »
The Olympics: What about parking?!
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #259 on: August 14, 2008, 04:35:27 PM »
"Boris for Emperor!"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #260 on: August 14, 2008, 04:37:25 PM »
In all seriousness, PM BORIS!!!

Really though, he's a better politician than he seems.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #261 on: August 14, 2008, 04:38:35 PM »
Good, 'cuz he seems like a retard.

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #262 on: August 14, 2008, 04:38:40 PM »
"Boris for the win"...?
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #263 on: August 14, 2008, 04:40:31 PM »
"Civilisation, I am your father!"

(America: "That's not true! Thats impossible!!" *girly pouty cry face scream fall to certain death*)
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #264 on: August 14, 2008, 04:40:51 PM »
Scotland can haz freedom nao?
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #265 on: August 14, 2008, 04:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Matrix on August 14, 2008, 04:40:31 PM
"Civilisation, I am your father!"

(America: "That's not true! Thats impossible!!" *girly pouty cry face scream fall to certain death*)
*SPOILER* America survives and you do not. Also, Ewoks dance and there is much mirth.

Quote from: General Douchebag on August 14, 2008, 04:40:51 PM
Scotland can haz freedom nao?
Just a few more years left to wait... ::)

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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #266 on: August 14, 2008, 04:52:22 PM »
Quote from: Oscar Wilde on August 14, 2008, 04:46:08 PM

*SPOILER* America survives and you do not. Also, Ewoks dance and there is much mirth.


*SPOILER ADDENDUM* America has erotic feelings for his sister. And a stupid haircut.
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #267 on: August 14, 2008, 10:21:17 PM »
"Long live (satan) the queen"
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #268 on: August 14, 2008, 10:29:55 PM »
what is this thread about?
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Re: Britain in Five Words or less
« Reply #269 on: August 15, 2008, 05:24:19 AM »
Quote from: General Douchebag on August 14, 2008, 04:40:51 PM
Scotland can haz freedom nao?

England can haz freedom from Scottish bastard Brown and all his Scottish MPs nao? 
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