If the earth is flat

Why is it when I throw a delicious McNugget up in the air it always comes back down into my eagerly awaiting mouth?

You cant fight gravity my friends.

Gravity doesn't exist (even in the round earth model, learn2physics).  As for why that happens on a flat earth, read the fucking FAQ, moron, before making an ass of yourself.   

There is no need for anger brosef, calling me names isnt going to make your wild fantasy of a flat earth any more valid.  Watch it you dont have a heart attack like Wendys founder Dave Thomas!

Gravity doesn't exist (even in the round earth model, learn2physics).  As for why that happens on a flat earth, read the fucking FAQ, moron, before making an ass of yourself.   

Hey bro, why does he have to be a moron? He may be misinformed but he is no moron. Instead of going to FAQ why dont you explain why the mcnugget goes in his mouth when he throws it ten feet up in the air?

i coudl do it, and by the end of my explanation, he too will be a believer!!

Are you informed enough to educate this man? Or are you here just for the social scene and not a true believer!!!

Why not just read the FAQ?  That's what it's there for.  He's a moron because he didn't read the FAQ before posting a truly inane question.

If he has the brainpower to read and understand what the FAQ says he doesn't need me holding his hand.

Hey bro, why does he have to be a moron? He may be misinformed but he is no moron. Instead of going to FAQ why dont you explain why the mcnugget goes in his mouth when he throws it ten feet up in the air?

It's because he accelerated up to the nugget.

Any more questions?

There is no need for anger brosef, calling me names isnt going to make your wild fantasy of a flat earth any more valid.

 

Maybe you should read my FAQ which is also known as EVERY SCIENCE BOOK KNOWN TO MAN.  It will give you all the answers you need my Jared Fogle looking friend.

Come on guys, it in no way helps our cause to criticize the skeptics.  When an atheist goes to church, does the priest tell him "look it up, dumbfuck"?
Please don't make us FEers look so uncivilized.

Why is it when I throw a delicious McNugget up in the air it always comes back down into my eagerly awaiting mouth?

This quote is beautiful.

are mcnuggets even considered food?

WPB stands for Wendys Propaganda Broker

Damn I'm hungry now

Nugga gotta eat!

The true reason the McNugget falls down to your mouth is that it is guided by the hand of God, also known as Intelligent Motion theory.