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Sticky: To the females of these boards.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #60 on: October 25, 2007, 08:14:18 PM »
Well, I don't feel so lucky right now; my bf has been missing since like 2:00 pm! Neither his brother, his mom, or I have heard from him! It's like almost 9 now, and I'm really uberly worried!

Stop worrying. he is okay. He is probably hanging out with your best friend or soemthing..

guys are assholes!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2007, 08:43:05 PM »
no he isn't.  we like just started going out, and i've known him for a while.  i'm hoping that maybe he got in trouble for not telling his mom where he'd be and that's why he can't call and that he'll be at school tomorrow.

Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2007, 08:48:01 PM »
trust me. When you get older you'll realize when a guy disappears he is up to no good. Also when you go out with him and your best friend and at the end of the day he drops you off first, there is somethign going on!!

TRUST ME!!!

Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2007, 09:07:48 PM »
LOL^

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #64 on: October 26, 2007, 07:25:42 AM »
trust me. When you get older you'll realize when a guy disappears he is up to no good. Also when you go out with him and your best friend and at the end of the day he drops you off first, there is somethign going on!!

TRUST ME!!!
Eh maybe if you're an asshole. I dissapear all the time to get away from my parents, though i'm usually txting my gf as i drive off and keep it up the whole few hours i'm gone.

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« Reply #65 on: October 26, 2007, 01:14:17 PM »
trust me. When you get older you'll realize when a guy disappears he is up to no good. Also when you go out with him and your best friend and at the end of the day he drops you off first, there is somethign going on!!

TRUST ME!!!
Just when you part with your boyfriend, "ChatBoardBULLY" takes your boyfriend up the arse with a spikey truncheon.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #66 on: October 26, 2007, 01:18:16 PM »
Well, I don't feel so lucky right now; my bf has been missing since like 2:00 pm! Neither his brother, his mom, or I have heard from him! It's like almost 9 now, and I'm really uberly worried!

And people say random kidnappings aren't funny. Have you checked for partial appendages outside of town?

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #67 on: October 26, 2007, 01:24:57 PM »
Er no, I'm just saying we're REALLY lucky.  Everyone on this site is.
I'm Canadian.  Are you saying you are better than me because you are American?

Some people.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #68 on: October 26, 2007, 01:26:58 PM »
Isn't Canada in America?

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« Reply #69 on: October 26, 2007, 01:27:05 PM »
Er no, I'm just saying we're REALLY lucky.  Everyone on this site is.
I'm Canadian.  Are you saying you are better than me because you are American?

Some people.
Don't worry about it, most American people think they are better than you because they are American, it's the American way  ;)

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #70 on: October 26, 2007, 01:31:27 PM »
Isn't Canada in America?
You are right - in that case because she is in the US.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #71 on: October 26, 2007, 02:14:40 PM »
Isn't Canada in America?

All countries in the western hemesphere are in America.
People with poor depth perception tend to go the extra mile.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #72 on: October 26, 2007, 02:18:00 PM »
Isn't Canada in America?

All countries in the western hemesphere are in America.

(It was rhetorical, and obvious)

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #73 on: October 31, 2007, 08:41:34 AM »
To the females of these boards,

I will only waste my time with you this once. Please do not waste your energy responding to any critical thinking threads. If you feel strongly about anything said here, please let your spouse calm you down and make an official response. He will make your argument much clearer and you will be grateful he spared you the embarassment of responding yourself.

As a warning, these threads contain a lot of science, math and logical debate. Cognitive reasoning is a skill you should probably possess before participating in any of the conversations had here. Feel free to use this time to decorate something, like a cake. Remember your time is precious, don't waste it on things you cannot understand.

Remember, your participation here encourages other women to participate in things that are reserved for the "thinking" gender. You set a bad example. We have officially set aside a set of 'playground' forums where you may feel free to dabble in online society.


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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #74 on: October 31, 2007, 08:59:57 AM »
To the females of these boards,

I will only waste my time with you this once. Please do not waste your energy responding to any critical thinking threads. If you feel strongly about anything said here, please let your spouse calm you down and make an official response. He will make your argument much clearer and you will be grateful he spared you the embarassment of responding yourself.

As a warning, these threads contain a lot of science, math and logical debate. Cognitive reasoning is a skill you should probably possess before participating in any of the conversations had here. Feel free to use this time to decorate something, like a cake. Remember your time is precious, don't waste it on things you cannot understand.

Remember, your participation here encourages other women to participate in things that are reserved for the "thinking" gender. You set a bad example. We have officially set aside a set of 'playground' forums where you may feel free to dabble in online society.


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Lol. That made me smile...

I thought the cake decorating thing was a nice touch.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #75 on: October 31, 2007, 09:04:42 AM »
Helloooooooooo Miss M!
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #76 on: October 31, 2007, 01:45:28 PM »
I seemed to miss her. I don't know if i was on the wrong forums or just kind of ignored her.

Hi Miss M. What's up?

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #77 on: November 01, 2007, 01:38:17 PM »
Bump for sticky.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #78 on: November 01, 2007, 01:50:22 PM »
I think this should be stickied...



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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #79 on: November 01, 2007, 04:12:56 PM »
No, it's been dropped.  Like forever ago.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2007, 05:43:58 PM »
I'll drop you like your momma did when you were a baby.

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2007, 11:07:42 PM »
No, it's been dropped.  Like forever ago.
It is my promise to you, Muffzy, this thread will never be dropped as long as I am on these forums.  Unless somebody decides to lock it (please don't!)  :P
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2007, 11:36:29 PM »
Men and women are not equal. Don't be stupid.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #83 on: November 02, 2007, 02:45:04 AM »
I think this should be stickied...



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I stickied all over it
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #84 on: November 02, 2007, 03:20:40 AM »
I stickied all over it

At least it doesn't leave a mess like on my backseat.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #85 on: November 02, 2007, 03:31:28 AM »
Did someone sticky all over your backseat?
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« Reply #86 on: November 02, 2007, 03:47:11 AM »
Obviously Divito was LOLing. (Licking Out Ladies)
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #87 on: November 02, 2007, 07:18:51 AM »
how dare he LOL without me
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #88 on: November 02, 2007, 07:19:33 AM »
how about I lol with you instead.
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #89 on: November 02, 2007, 02:35:43 PM »
how about I lol with you instead.

You didn't want to say that.