Type in "failure" on google,
press "I'm feeling lucky".
Yep, that one was funny when it was first discovered.
Typing "failure" on Google.com, following by clicking the "I'm feeling lucky" button leads one to the White House web site.
George Bush lives in the White House.
Therefore, George Bush is a failure.
Therefore, when you type "failure" on Google.com, following by clicking the "I'm feeling lucky" button, you do not find my house's web site.
I do not live in the White House.
Therefore, I am not Geroge Bush.
Therefore, I am not a failure.
George Bush is a round Earther.
Therefore, round Earthers are failures.
I am a flat Earther.
Therefore, flat Earthers are not failures.
--Chal