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« on: April 23, 2006, 04:48:46 AM »
Say something that must be true because of something else, you can say things that prove amazing things or you could say things that prove things that you already knew, such as;

A flag is made of fabric,
You could say a flag belongs to a country,
My socks are also made of fabric,
So my socks must belong to my country,
I walk in my sock,
So I walk in my country.

These are supposed to be random, so don't say "but the second line was based on something not true", as long as it's true sometimes, it's ok to put it.

logic
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2006, 09:39:27 AM »
A fish swims in the water,
I swim in the water,
Therefore, I'm a fish
ooyakasha!

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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2006, 10:27:45 AM »
Lol, that's good.



I am typing,
I am also reading what I type,
I can do 2 things at the same time,
So I can breathe in and out at the same time,
So I must be able to breathe.

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2006, 11:12:49 AM »
I eat food,
Wolves eat food,
Therefore, I'm a wolf
ooyakasha!

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joffenz

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2006, 11:32:34 AM »
Dead people can't fly a helicopter
I can't fly a helicopter
Therefore I'm dead.

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2006, 11:40:01 AM »
"I think therefore I am"
I'm thinking of cheese,
So I am cheese.

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 01:23:37 PM »
I am a human being,
Human beings are responsible for the sin of two people thousands of years ago,
Therefore, I'm responsible for somebody else's sins...

*Not very logical is it?*
ooyakasha!

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pspunit

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 07:27:30 PM »
I occasionally post in this forum.
Flat earthers occasionally post in this forum.
I'm a flat earther.
Three people of different nationalities walk into the bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb."

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Chaltier

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2006, 08:02:30 PM »
Adolf Hitler drank water.
I drink water.
Therefore, I am Adolf Hitler.

 :shock:


--Chal

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2006, 10:40:27 AM »
i play war games,
the Ancient Greeks played war games
therefore i am an Anceint Greek

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 12:51:03 PM »
I am typing the 1000th post in other alternative science,
nobody else is postig the 1000th post
so I am nobody else,
if I am nobody else,
I must be myself,
but if I'm myself,
then I can't be anybody else,
and if I can't be anybody else,
I have to post the 1000th post!

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Erasmus

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 01:09:58 PM »
Some syllogisms are invalid.
This argument is invalid.
Therefore, this argument is a syllogism.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2006, 01:22:17 PM »
Three blind mice
See how the run...

wait, this isn't one.  Okay retry:

It's cloudy outside,
Therefore the sun can't be seen,
The sun isn't out

Crap I'm getting confused... writing haikus instead of logical arguments.
ooyakasha!

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2006, 03:49:57 AM »
lolrofl!


my nose hurts like hell,
hell hurts like hell,
my nose is hell,

my finger is cool,
heaven is cool,
my inger is heaven,


That means that the distance from my nose to my finger is infinite.

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joffenz

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2006, 08:02:09 AM »
Some arguments are invalid.
This is an argument

This argument is invalid.

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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2006, 08:42:36 AM »
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.


Gotta give credit to George Carlin on that one though (even though it might be paraphrased).
ooyakasha!

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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2006, 08:45:01 AM »
Some people think the Holocast never happened.
I am a person.
I think the Holocast never happened.
img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a220/killer_venom47/Spottswoode.jpg[/img]
Non Beleivers Must be Stoned!!!
Down with the round earthers!

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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2006, 10:27:39 AM »
"Two wrongs don't make a right,
but three rights make a left."
-fairly odd parents :)

You gotta watch da kiddies shows to know all your facts!

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« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2006, 10:46:04 AM »
Hitler has hair.
I have hair.
Therefore, I am Hitler.
img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a220/killer_venom47/Spottswoode.jpg[/img]
Non Beleivers Must be Stoned!!!
Down with the round earthers!

logic
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2006, 10:59:53 AM »
Bin Laden has a turban(sp?),
I don't have a turban(sp?),
I am not Bin Laden.


Hitler has a beard,
I don't have a beard,
I am not hitler.

Type in "failure" on google,
press "I'm feeling lucky".

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Chaltier

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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2006, 06:07:11 PM »
Quote from: "lizardogre"
Type in "failure" on google,
press "I'm feeling lucky".


Yep, that one was funny when it was first discovered.

Typing "failure" on Google.com, following by clicking the "I'm feeling lucky" button leads one to the White House web site.

George Bush lives in the White House.

Therefore, George Bush is a failure.

Therefore, when you type "failure" on Google.com, following by clicking the "I'm feeling lucky" button, you do not find my house's web site.

I do not live in the White House.

Therefore, I am not Geroge Bush.

Therefore, I am not a failure.

George Bush is a round Earther.

Therefore, round Earthers are failures.

I am a flat Earther.

Therefore, flat Earthers are not failures.

 :D


--Chal

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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2006, 08:16:15 PM »
Let me manipulate Chaltier's quotes here:

Quote from: "Chaltier"
I am...a failure


Quote from: "Chaliter"
I am a flat Earther.


Quote from: "Chaltier"
flat Earthers are...failures


It's all for fun and games, no hard feelings  :D
ooyakasha!

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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2006, 12:35:01 AM »
I am tired,
I am Hungry,
Hungry is tired,
Hungry is hungry...

Shoot hungry doesn't look like the correct spelling.  That's a weird looking word.  I have to sleep.
ooyakasha!

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Chaltier

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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2006, 09:59:54 AM »
Quote from: "Knight"
Let me manipulate Chaltier's quotes here:

Quote from: "Chaltier"
I am...a failure


Quote from: "Chaliter"
I am a flat Earther.


Quote from: "Chaltier"
flat Earthers are...failures


It's all for fun and games, no hard feelings  :D


 :P I wondered who'd do that first.


Energy can move things.

I can move things.

Therefore, I am energy.

Energy can move the Earth.

Therefore, I can move the Earth.


Welp, I guess that ends the arguments against the Upward Rapid Motion theory. It would appear I'm the one moving the Earth.

 :D


--Chal

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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2006, 12:20:15 PM »
i am carbon base,
mushrooms are carbon based
 .
. . i am a spoon errr i mean a mushroom

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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2006, 07:40:30 PM »
I like to eat ice cream,
Kevin McCallister likes to eat ice cream,
Kevin was home alone,
Next week I'll be home alone,
Kevin protected his house from burglars,
I'll protect my house from burglars,
I'm Kevin McCallister... just like ten years older.

I suck at this category.  This is the last one I put till I think of a good one.
ooyakasha!

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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2006, 07:13:46 AM »
God is Powerful.
Bin Laden Is Powerful.
Therefore BinLaden is God.

 :shock:

jk, im not a terrorist :P
i]On this issue -- my default assumption is that all members of this forum are male.  I usually expect women to have more sense than to waste their time arguing trivialities over the internet.
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-Erasmus

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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2006, 08:57:14 AM »
I am sexy.
Boobs are sexy.
Therefore, I am boobs.
img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a220/killer_venom47/Spottswoode.jpg[/img]
Non Beleivers Must be Stoned!!!
Down with the round earthers!

logic
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2006, 03:14:42 PM »
I'm always right.
t's not about being the rightest, it's about being the stupidest without being the smartest.

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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2006, 09:59:25 PM »
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Some arguments are invalid.
This is an argument

This argument is invalid.


Correction.

This argument could be Invalid.

You said some arguements are invalid, not all.