Since i found out you can avoid laws with "religious reasons" I am starting the church of Raist.
This religion will be fluid and dynamic, it will change at the whim of the Grandmaster Champion Extraordinaire. The only things that are constant are that we believe in religious prostitution, the use of weed for umm...stuff, and slavery cuz i'm lazy.
Temporarily Tom Bishop will be my arch nemesis, aka Satan like figure.
All new members get their first bong hit free.
I am not joining your church. Mine condemns slavery and prostitution.
I don't know what church you are part of, but it is certainly not a Christian church. The Bible in very clear language states that in fact we CAN own slaves. See: Ephesians 6:5, Leviticus 25:44, Deuteronomy 15:16, Tim. 6:1. The Bible also describes to us how we should take care of them (Titus 2:9, Exodus 21:20, Exodus 21:2-6). How dare you make lies about the Bible and claim to be a Christian.
Whoredom, on the other hand, is forbidden (Leveticus 19:29, Leveticus 21:7, Deuteronomy 23:17,Ezekiel 16:28, Jeremiah 3:3).
Also, you should be ashamed for copying my username on these forums.