God Hates Figs

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The Communist

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God Hates Figs
« on: September 20, 2007, 05:18:20 PM »
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 05:21:57 PM »
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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 05:31:27 PM »
Sadly Godhatesfigs is probably more accurate.

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The Communist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 06:42:49 PM »
Despite thou art not in season, thou shall be smitten, tree of figs!
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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 06:43:40 PM »
Jesus kind of was a jerk. It wasn't the trees fault it was the wrong season. He shoulda know it wouldn't have figs.

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 06:48:43 PM »
Nomad is a superhero.

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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 06:51:24 PM »
Well god does hate them, that is why they aren't Kochier (sp?)

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 06:54:34 PM »
Kosher?

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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 06:56:43 PM »

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 08:06:53 PM »
Complete Nonsense.

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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 08:08:03 PM »
Diego, of course it's complete nonsense.

Everything here is complete nonsense.

We might as will make a thread saying This is All complete nonsense. It would save time.

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Midnight

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 10:06:34 PM »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 10:08:59 PM »
www.MidshatesIdiocy.com


They are all idiots..
To bad you cant put a counter to see how many click it.
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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 10:15:23 PM »

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BOGWarrior89

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 10:48:57 PM »

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theonlydann

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 04:14:15 AM »
www.MidshatesIdiocy.com


They are all idiots..
To bad you cant put a counter to see how many click it.
I CLICKED ON IT! Twice to make sure...

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 09:16:44 AM »
www.MidshatesIdiocy.com


They are all idiots..
To bad you cant put a counter to see how many click it.
I CLICKED ON IT! Twice to make sure...


This doesnt surprise me, not a bit..
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time

Show me how it end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try

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TheRationalTheist

Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2007, 07:30:35 PM »
God/Jesus doesn't hate figs He actually likes figs He just wan't pleased that the tree wasn't growing any figs. He was probably also showing his power to his disciples.

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Raist

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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2007, 05:29:23 AM »
So are you calling jesus a showoff? Jerk.

Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 11:47:49 AM »
www.MidshatesIdiocy.com

For the actual link type it in Google and click "I'm feeling lucky".
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Re: God Hates Figs
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 12:41:56 PM »
It brings you back to this page.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.