Carefully Space Cowgirl and Gayer carefully moved Trekky onto the makeshift stretcher and Chrissetti helped them rush him onto the nearest truck, it didn't matter which one, in seconds they were spraying ice as Chrissetti stood on the accelerator.
"Wait! Wait! For God's sake wait!" Someone called, gayer looked up to see Diego running after the car.
"Slow down, Chris." Gayer said "Slow, but not slow enough for him to get on."
Diego caught up with them and was out of breath by the time he pulled level.
"Let me in! I'm not going to die out here!" He shouted, all smugness and pride gone from his voice.
"Call off The Project!" She ordered, shouting out of the window "Free passage back for all of us, including the prisoners."
"I can't!" He yelled, desperation in his voice.
"Come on, Chris, pedal to the metal..."
"NO! I mean, I can't get you the prisoners, I can tell them to let you go. Oscar controls the city but I have sway over the army!"
"Ok then, let him on, Chris."
The car slowed and Diego scrambled on just as a bolt of crimson lightning struck just metres from his last position. He collapsed against the door puffing and panting and red in the face. gayer loomed over him with the radio in her hands.
"Make the call. Now." She ordered, Diego looked for a moment like he was about to argue then thought better of it. Grudgingly he adjusted the radio and signalled through to The Project.
"This is D Draw, over, do you copy?"
"
We copy, sir, over." A gruff voice replied.
"We're letting Bishop's men go. Stand down all units between here and the site of SnowFox. Over." He sighed.
"
Sir!? Our orders have alway been to--""I know what your old fucking orders were, I'm telling you what your
new orders are!"
"
Yes sir. Oscar won't like this, sir.""Let me deal with Oscar. Over and out." He said, handing the box back to Gayer. She smiled and reset the box to the inter-car frequency and told them all that 'the pussy gave in, we've got a free run all the way home!'.
Outside the unnatural storm raged on, turning the End of the Earth into a swirling maelstrom.
****
"Igloos make such nice, cosy houses." A girl said, sitting in a half- burrowed pit of ice and snow, the winds still able to whip past her head. "Like a little sugary gingerbread house." She took a bite out of the wall of the pit "Not fresh gingerbread though...yuk."
Pope Taters with the broken mechanical arms and the torn flowery dress under a rather dull survival coat heard the storm before she saw it, a rumbling roar, deeper than a hurricane and more menacing than one too.
"Ooooh, somebody's being playing naughty!" She said in her sing-song voice "All the kings horses and all the king's men won't be able to put Earthy back together again this time! Oopsie!"
She tried to stand up and see if she could see the oncoming storm but she stumbled and fell, her legs were totally numb. "Nasty rotten legs!" She cursed "I shall have to be Doctor Pope Taters with the mechanical arms and legs and flowery miniskirt when I get back."
Besides the thundering of the edgestorm there was another familiar sound, the sound of tyres on ice, the sound of engines, the sound of the SnowFox trucks.
****
"
What's that?" Dann asked over the intercomm, he was driving Tom Bishop's car. "
Oh my god is that...""It's Taters." Chris confirmed. Diego looked up from the sulk he was in at the back of the car "Don't worry, we'll pick her up. She can be seen to be a doctor when she gets back then locked up in a nice padded cell."
Chris pulled up along Taters' pit and rolled down the window.
"Come on, get in."
****
One Month LaterThe waters gently lapped against the smooth grey brown pebbles of the beach, creating a brilliant clattering sound with every wave as it tried to drag the rocks back to the ocean. Above them hardy seabirds circled and dived occasionally towards the surface of the sea or at the old jetty bravely stretching out into the unforgiving waves. It was an ancient wooden structure from a bygone age, an age where Antarctica was still the last frontier on Earth. Who would have thought that was still the case?
A small red ship spotted with patches of ice waited at the end of the jetty, on it's bow there was a comforting sight to the men and women walking down the jetty towards it, a fox wrapped around a UN-style map of the earth.
"We're finally here." Chris said to Gayer, who squeezed his hand in reply "Hey, are you ok?"
"Yeah." She said slowly "I just wonder how things are gonna be different now? Knowing what we know? Seeing what we've seen?"
Chris was silent while he considered it. More than two months ago he and a group of complete strangers had set out on a fun joke of an expedition, now a family of friends was heading back to a lie of a world, reinforced by just about everybody. Knowing that the lie had so many people under lock and key in a prison that appeared on no map guarded by people who didn't exist.
"We'll come back." He said firmly and turned around to look at the line of SnowFoxers "Maybe not all of us but I know we'll come back."
"I know..."
THE END
Also... dongs...
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