The Great Mollasses Disaster

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The Great Mollasses Disaster
« on: February 13, 2008, 11:07:01 AM »
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The Boston Molasses Disaster, also known as the Great Molasses Flood or The Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, or the "Molasses Spill" occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses tank burst and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph (56 km/h), killing 21 and injuring 150. The event has entered local folklore, and residents claim that on hot summer days the area still smells of molasses.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boston_Molasses_Disaster
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 11:51:07 AM »
mmmmm mollasses
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 12:32:07 PM »
The worst way to die.

The best being drowning in whores.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 12:33:59 PM »
drowning in whore?  ???
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 12:34:20 PM »

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 12:37:11 PM »
that's what I meant
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 12:38:29 PM »
It is awesome. Drowning in a sea of boobs and naughty parts.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 12:41:33 PM »
well it does sound like a good way to go
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 12:43:48 PM »
Ed zachary.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 01:05:33 PM »
I'll arrange it for you
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 01:06:19 PM »
YAY. Where will you get that many whores? And how will you put them all in blenders so i can drown in them?

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 01:10:39 PM »
I'll tell them that their pimps said they had to get in the blenders
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 01:11:39 PM »
I don't know.  Whores aren't especially clean.  Many aren't especially attractive.  It sounds kinda a bad way to die. 
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2008, 01:15:36 PM »
I promise you my whores are of the finest, cleanest variety. I'm not your average street pimp you know!
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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2008, 03:37:30 PM »
e-pimp my ride.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2008, 05:33:10 PM »
I don't know.  Whores aren't especially clean.  Many aren't especially attractive.  It sounds kinda a bad way to die. 
Plus you have to rinse and dice up whores before you put them in a blender, don't wanna dirty up your blenders do you?

Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2008, 03:28:18 PM »
Dam, that molasses can really move.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2008, 04:12:54 PM »
Quicker than mollasses in a tanker explosion.

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Re: The Great Mollasses Disaster
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2008, 04:16:36 PM »
I want to die by inviting people to the middle of a field or stadium to an unspecified event, walking out on stage and exploding. hehe blood and guts everywhere, preferably when I'm old, like 90 something.