The Book (opinions page)

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2070 on: August 22, 2008, 03:05:32 PM »
The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed
Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)

Like I said.  Fortunately, now I don't have to pretend anymore.
because you are dead.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2071 on: August 22, 2008, 03:08:36 PM »
Officially, yes.  But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.

(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2072 on: August 22, 2008, 05:50:00 PM »
Officially, yes.  But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.

(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))
Or, you are dead.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2073 on: August 22, 2008, 07:14:22 PM »
Also, moar please.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2074 on: August 22, 2008, 07:24:57 PM »
Officially, yes.  But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.

(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))
Or, you are dead.

Right.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2075 on: August 23, 2008, 03:23:52 AM »
Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php

Also, moar nao kthnx.

If you do I could send you the updated edited version. My mom wanted it off the computer, so I put it on my flash drive.

Why would she want that great piece of literature off her computer?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2076 on: August 23, 2008, 03:28:54 AM »
She's American. She's waiting for the movie, which reminds me. Movie and me?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2077 on: August 23, 2008, 03:36:36 AM »
IMPORTANT BOOK NEWS

Because I can't be bothered to pen the script for The Book:The Movie I'm opening it up to anyone who can use a keyboard as a competition.

Your challenge is to write any scene from The Book which has been written so far in the format of a movie script. The best three entries I get PMed to me will be posted in the main forums for public voting.

it can be any scene, from the initial plane landing, to the attack on The Dark Tower, to a Raist and Dann manlurve scene.

Also in your script it must say at the top which actor is playing each character!

Good luck!
« Last Edit: August 23, 2008, 07:51:51 AM by Chris Spaghetti »

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2078 on: August 23, 2008, 07:37:13 AM »
Your heading failed, but I'll give it a shot anyway.  Also, want MOAR.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2079 on: August 23, 2008, 07:52:15 AM »
In an hour or so

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2080 on: August 23, 2008, 03:07:46 PM »
It's been more than ten hours.  Want MOAR NAO.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 05:29:09 AM by Saddam Hussein »

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2081 on: August 23, 2008, 03:50:03 PM »
wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!

I gave you an awesome death scene.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2082 on: August 23, 2008, 05:45:31 PM »
IMPORTANT BOOK NEWS

Because I can't be bothered to pen the script for The Book:The Movie I'm opening it up to anyone who can use a keyboard as a competition.

Your challenge is to write any scene from The Book which has been written so far in the format of a movie script. The best three entries I get PMed to me will be posted in the main forums for public voting.

it can be any scene, from the initial plane landing, to the attack on The Dark Tower, to a Raist and Dann manlurve scene.

Also in your script it must say at the top which actor is playing each character!

Good luck!
I would totally do it if i werent lazy and it wasnt football season.

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2083 on: August 23, 2008, 06:35:30 PM »
wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!

I gave you an awesome death scene.
Cool..... not.

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General Douchebag

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2084 on: August 23, 2008, 06:37:45 PM »
Funny, that. I thought your throat exploding in a fountain of blood after being hit by a knife flung by a NINJA!!! would be a fate to be proud of. Not as much as a drug fuelled sex heart attack, but still...
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2085 on: August 28, 2008, 04:20:45 PM »
Moar. In which there is moar death. And singing.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 04:28:42 PM by Chris Spaghetti »

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2086 on: August 28, 2008, 04:25:48 PM »
Hoorayness!
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2087 on: August 28, 2008, 04:30:11 PM »
I haven't kept up on the book, am I in it at all?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2088 on: August 28, 2008, 06:49:33 PM »
No, you're not.  I thought Agent 0042 was already dead.  And Chrissetti skipped over what happened to me.  HE CAN'T KILL ME OFF!  IT WOULD RUIN THE SAHAH SUBPLOT!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2089 on: August 28, 2008, 08:28:32 PM »
I think the subplot could still exist without you. Taters has the best songs ever.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2090 on: August 29, 2008, 08:28:27 AM »
Wait...did I die?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2091 on: August 29, 2008, 08:46:14 AM »
No, brat. I just read the moar, and it's the best yet!
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2092 on: August 29, 2008, 12:27:30 PM »
yet moar. Possibly the epicest yet because it includes the debut of...


Oscar Wilde!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2093 on: August 29, 2008, 12:30:17 PM »
the end of the world?!!!!
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2094 on: August 29, 2008, 12:37:13 PM »
Where am I?  >:(
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2095 on: August 29, 2008, 12:38:58 PM »
What the fuck?  You killed me off, you stupid son of a bitch!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2096 on: August 29, 2008, 12:43:10 PM »
Quit whingeing,  you had a massive part in The Book, I simply felt that your tragic story arc needed the tragic conclusion. You knew I killed you off a few posts ago.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2097 on: August 29, 2008, 12:51:56 PM »
What the fuck?  You killed me off, you stupid son of a bitch!

At least you had a prominent role.

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Oscar Wilde

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2098 on: August 29, 2008, 02:10:39 PM »
Words fail me...

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2099 on: August 29, 2008, 02:46:38 PM »
Tom Bishop is evil!?