The Book (opinions page)

But I wasn't actually doing anything wrong! You shouldn't have been distracted do easily.

I'm still dead, and your inventions brought z to me.

I blame you.

I blame you.

I'm telling dann. He'll kill you back.

Taters is perverted as well...

"My what a big one you have, sir!" She giggled. Dann roared and slammed the butt of the gun down on her chest, forcing her to curl into a fetal position "But it's how he uses it that counts!"

That's dirty, taters. Shame on you.

 

You're a whore. A dirty dirty whore.

But a genius.

A whore genius.

An amazing whore genius.

...with the flowery dress and robot arms...

An amazing whore genius.

a shitty whore genius that helped kill the best person ever.

It'll all probably turn out to be just a dream in the end or something.

It'll all probably turn out to be just a dream in the end or something.

With chrisseti cleaning the white stain off the mattress from the gayer scene.

 

It could just be Guessed and Beno tripping out on some bad chrondem. They'll finally be included then.

Quote from: taters343 on August 19, 2008, 08:07:56 PM

He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.

And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.

YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.

Quote from: Raist on August 19, 2008, 08:09:17 PM

Quote from: taters343 on August 19, 2008, 08:07:56 PM

He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.

And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.

YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.

YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!

I had better not die...

I had better not die...

What's the matter Saddam?  Afraid that the virgins will be ugly?

I'm not a Muslim.  Why does everyone assume that being an Arab automatically makes me a Muslim?

The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed

I am the real Saddam Hussein, and I am not a Muslim.  I did occasionally toss out a few references to "God" to placate my religious population, but I haven't willingly done anything religious since my childhood.

Quote from: theonlydann on August 20, 2008, 05:34:08 AM

Quote from: Raist on August 19, 2008, 08:09:17 PM

Quote from: taters343 on August 19, 2008, 08:07:56 PM

He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.

And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.

YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.

YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!

Man Lurve vengance is the manliest vengiest kind.

With the exception of avenging a murdered monkey.

This is superseded by avenging a male monkey

Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php

Also, moar nao kthnx.

WANT MOAR!

Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php

Also, moar nao kthnx.

If you do I could send you the updated editted version. My mom wanted it off the computer, so I put it on my flash drive.

I am dann. I r dan

The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed

Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)

Quote from: Raist on August 20, 2008, 07:48:12 AM

Quote from: theonlydann on August 20, 2008, 05:34:08 AM

Quote from: Raist on August 19, 2008, 08:09:17 PM

Quote from: taters343 on August 19, 2008, 08:07:56 PM

He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.

And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.

YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.

YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!

Man Lurve vengance is the manliest vengiest kind.

The absolute manliest.

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on August 20, 2008, 09:07:58 AM

The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed

Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)

Like I said.  Fortunately, now I don't have to pretend anymore.