The Book (opinions page)

  • 2437 Replies
  • 281951 Views
*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1590 on: May 26, 2008, 02:55:35 AM »
British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Ski

  • Planar Moderator
  • 8781
  • +1/-2
  • Homines, dum docent, dispenguin.
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1591 on: May 26, 2008, 03:35:05 AM »
British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.

What if I was fixing the roast?
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1592 on: May 26, 2008, 03:42:53 AM »
British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.

What if I was fixing the roast?


Then I'd murder someone else.

Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

?

Kasroa Is Gone

  • 6863
  • +0/-0
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1593 on: May 26, 2008, 04:46:42 AM »
I hate that word; "Brit". It's either a Southern thing or an American thing.

*

Ski

  • Planar Moderator
  • 8781
  • +1/-2
  • Homines, dum docent, dispenguin.
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1594 on: May 26, 2008, 05:11:46 AM »

Then I'd murder someone else.

Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(

It takes six hours to prepare a roast the way I do it...
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1595 on: May 26, 2008, 05:13:20 AM »

Then I'd murder someone else.

Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(

It takes six hours to prepare a roast the way I do it...

Well you better start now then. And cook me a fry-up to keep me going til the roast is ready.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Ski

  • Planar Moderator
  • 8781
  • +1/-2
  • Homines, dum docent, dispenguin.
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1596 on: May 26, 2008, 05:22:00 AM »
Well you better start now then. And cook me a fry-up to keep me going til the roast is ready.

I'll consider it.
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1597 on: May 26, 2008, 05:26:41 AM »
There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Ski

  • Planar Moderator
  • 8781
  • +1/-2
  • Homines, dum docent, dispenguin.
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1598 on: May 26, 2008, 05:33:23 AM »
There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.

I have a pork for roasting in the freezer actually. Maybe I'll make one tomorrow.
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1599 on: May 26, 2008, 06:10:47 AM »
There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.

I have a pork for roasting in the freezer actually. Maybe I'll make one tomorrow.

Oo nice

I got elk in the freezer for roasting but I want to do a practice roast first on something else so I don't fuck it up cos its not easy to get a decent joint of elk
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1600 on: May 26, 2008, 08:39:27 AM »
Holy shit, please stop talking about it in this thread.  Please.

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1601 on: May 26, 2008, 08:43:13 AM »
Well if you make a roast dinner thread we can talk about it there
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1602 on: May 26, 2008, 08:47:39 AM »

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1603 on: May 26, 2008, 08:52:36 AM »
Thank you

So back to the book, more is needed
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1604 on: May 26, 2008, 08:54:41 AM »
I say we threaten to lynch Chrissetti.

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1605 on: May 26, 2008, 08:57:10 AM »
I think that idea will be effective...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1606 on: May 26, 2008, 09:00:11 AM »
According to "Who's Online", he's pissing around in General Discussion.  We can send him threatening PMs.

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1607 on: May 26, 2008, 09:00:32 AM »
You start
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1608 on: May 26, 2008, 09:09:23 AM »
Wait, he's posting in The Book RIGHT NOW!

(According to "Who's Online")

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1609 on: May 26, 2008, 09:11:42 AM »
YES! The lynching threat obviously worked, we should use it more often
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1610 on: May 26, 2008, 09:15:30 AM »
It seems like he stopped.

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1611 on: May 26, 2008, 09:16:25 AM »
Damn
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Chris Spaghetti

  • Flat Earth Editor
  • 12631
  • +0/-4
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1612 on: May 26, 2008, 09:28:27 AM »
Moar added. I dropped out of it to check some details from early chapters, if you're wondering why I wasn't typing half way through

*

Colonel Gaydafi

  • Spam Moderator
  • Planar Moderator
  • 65234
  • +17/-47
  • Queen of the gays!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1613 on: May 26, 2008, 09:29:37 AM »
Yay

Short entry this time. Whats Saddam gonna do?!
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1614 on: May 26, 2008, 09:46:57 AM »
I'm going to own Tom, definitely.

*

Taters343

  • Official Member
  • 11867
  • +0/-0
  • Pope/Tater/Robot with flower girl capabilities!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1615 on: May 26, 2008, 09:47:34 AM »
I thought it was hinting toward suicide.

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1616 on: May 26, 2008, 09:50:22 AM »
He was aiming the gun at the sliding door of the caravan.  It seemed to me like he was planning on boldly kidnapping Tom at gunpoint.  Killing himself wouldn't save Sahah from Diego.

*

Taters343

  • Official Member
  • 11867
  • +0/-0
  • Pope/Tater/Robot with flower girl capabilities!
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1617 on: May 26, 2008, 09:53:22 AM »
He said something to Sahah about being sorry.

*

Saddam Hussein

  • Official Member
  • 35188
  • +1/-0
  • Former President of Iraq
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1618 on: May 26, 2008, 10:09:26 AM »
Yeah, he didn't want to threaten innocent people with a gun, but he has no choice.

*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • Planar Moderator
  • 52344
  • +97/-90
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1619 on: May 26, 2008, 10:46:25 AM »
Excellent chapter.. I'd forgotten about Saddam's sister. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.