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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #210 on: September 24, 2007, 07:53:18 AM »
OMG NARC!

THE WATER DOESN'T F*CKING FLOAT, DIPSHIT.

Imagine an object that is neutrally buoyant in water, like a water molecule.

Now take it out the water.

Now the buoyancy in air is less, so the object doesn't float when you take it out the water.

F*ckshiter.

Yeah, if the molecule is ever in the air! But, sadly, this is not the case. The water would remain WITHIN the ocean.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #211 on: September 24, 2007, 08:22:04 AM »
Differences in buoyancy are due to differences in density. Congratulations. You have proved that water is as dense as water.
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tell me how your model explains why deep-dripping Russian geologists found an impenetrable layer of turtle shell when attempting to breach the crust of the earth.

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #212 on: September 28, 2007, 03:31:41 PM »
How cute, have all the RE'ers tucked tail?

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #213 on: September 28, 2007, 03:36:09 PM »
How cute, have all the RE'ers tucked tail?
How cute, you were owned in the other threads so you have to try and draw attention away from it. 
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

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Tom Dipshit

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #214 on: September 28, 2007, 03:45:13 PM »
NARC, ONE POUND + ONE POUND = TWO POUNDS!
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #215 on: September 30, 2007, 05:37:19 AM »
OMG NARC!

THE WATER DOESN'T F*CKING FLOAT, DIPSHIT.

Imagine an object that is neutrally buoyant in water, like a water molecule.

Now take it out the water.

Now the buoyancy in air is less, so the object doesn't float when you take it out the water.

F*ckshiter.

Yeah, if the molecule is ever in the air! But, sadly, this is not the case. The water would remain WITHIN the ocean.

hence why it doesn't FLOAT away.

OMG! I'm lost for words, except those ones, and those, and those, and those... you get the picture
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #216 on: September 30, 2007, 09:40:09 AM »
So the water floats in the ocean, like you said Narc.  But the water as a whole is in air.

True or False?
The oceans way more than an equal amount of air.

Therefore, oceans won't float.

AND as I've said before, if Narc is right, oceans would float on a Flat Earth too.  Everything possible on a round earth concerning gravity is possible on a Flat Earth.

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Sharky

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #217 on: October 01, 2007, 12:48:34 PM »
Here is a little scheme to explain to you that what you say is idiotic (Smarticus)


m=ocean's mass
M=earth's mass

G=constant of universal gravitation
r=earth's radius

-F=G*((m+M)/(r^2))

Meaning that F= The inverse of the gravitational pull exerted between the ocean and the earth=What force the helicopter needs to exert on the ocean to lift it up from the ground.
Meaning the ocean has mass. And that means (because you seem really dumb) that gravity will have an effect on our oceans.

Because you seem really extremely dumb I will prove you wrong once again : Are you saying that if we were to measure the whole ocean's weight even if we were to go gallon by gallon (BTW weight=mass*gravity) and that we add one more gallon into the ocean's water it wouldn't have one more gallon's worth of weight?

And even if you still don't believe it, let me just say that in any case, the air exerts a pressure on the water keeping it pinned down.

PS: To illustrate what you're saying : My hand has no mass within my hand, the earth has no mass within the earth, your bedside lamp has no mass within your bedside lamp.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2007, 02:18:10 PM by Sharky »

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #218 on: October 02, 2007, 07:16:48 AM »
Wrong and wrong.

The RE model, clearly dictates a floating ocean. Seriously guys, just admit you're wrong.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #219 on: October 02, 2007, 08:08:29 AM »
Your objection does not appear to rely upon RE theory in any way. Merely on a silly word game. It applies equally to FE as RE, which is to say, not at all.
Quote from: Tom Bishop
tell me how your model explains why deep-dripping Russian geologists found an impenetrable layer of turtle shell when attempting to breach the crust of the earth.

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Sharky

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #220 on: October 02, 2007, 08:12:37 AM »
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #221 on: October 02, 2007, 09:39:40 AM »
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #222 on: October 02, 2007, 09:56:33 AM »
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.
Oh, the irony! No, that's not all... Oh, the hypocrisy!  No, that's not all... Oh, the logic error (ad hominem)!

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #223 on: October 02, 2007, 09:58:08 AM »
Yeah I know, Sharky is an idiot. Thanks for pointing those out gullie.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #224 on: October 02, 2007, 10:02:30 AM »
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #225 on: October 02, 2007, 10:08:51 AM »
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?

Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them.

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Mac26

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #226 on: October 02, 2007, 10:12:53 AM »
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?

Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them.


On RE, your theory (which is wrong) would nearly be the same:
Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because THEY continually accelerate DOWN to the earth.

Do you agree? If not, please explain, whats wrong with it.

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Tom Dipshit

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #227 on: October 02, 2007, 12:34:56 PM »
Hey Narc:

Water + Water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

Z' Lord of Purple: "yes, superfast jet streams for the win!!!"

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Sharky

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #228 on: October 02, 2007, 02:07:37 PM »
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.

Oh my! I had a typography issu and didn't reread what I had written... Nice one. I prefer that over being a complete dumbass.
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #229 on: October 02, 2007, 02:55:49 PM »
They are one and the same.

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Tom Dipshit

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #230 on: October 02, 2007, 03:10:09 PM »
They are one and the same.
How can spelling bad and being a Narcberry/Smarticus be the same thing? :-\
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

Z' Lord of Purple: "yes, superfast jet streams for the win!!!"

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #231 on: October 02, 2007, 03:51:02 PM »
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.

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Tom Dipshit

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #232 on: October 02, 2007, 04:14:15 PM »
Well the 11 pages consist of your stupidity.

water + water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

Z' Lord of Purple: "yes, superfast jet streams for the win!!!"

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #233 on: October 02, 2007, 09:15:09 PM »
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.
Except the bit where if I tied anchors to your feet and dumped you into the deepest oceans with a diver's air tank system you would be crushed to death by your so called "weightless" water.

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Mac26

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #234 on: October 03, 2007, 07:04:18 AM »
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.

You are not the winner, since you don't disagree with my last posting.

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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #235 on: October 03, 2007, 07:52:48 AM »
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #236 on: October 03, 2007, 09:33:20 AM »
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

Haha you just lost. We aren't modifying anything. You're essentially thanking us for letting you change the RE model to cause this. Good job tool. I've already told you, it doesn't work because the ocean is resting on the sea floor the ocean is not resting in the ocean. That doesn't even make sense. Remember since you continue to ignore me I know I am right.  :D

My favorite is still midnights suggestion. You're opinion is null until you shout it from the bottom of an ocean trench.
Haha Tom is so funny. He can't be serious, no one is that stubborn or dumb.

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Mac26

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #237 on: October 03, 2007, 10:20:45 AM »
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

LOL

If you disagree, then tell me why you disagree. Tell me whats wrong with "Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because THEY continually accelerate DOWN to the earth. " and remember, you said that "Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them. " is correct.

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Sorgath

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« Reply #238 on: October 04, 2007, 04:50:23 PM »
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

Haha you just lost. We aren't modifying anything. You're essentially thanking us for letting you change the RE model to cause this. Good job tool. I've already told you, it doesn't work because the ocean is resting on the sea floor the ocean is not resting in the ocean.

He's also ignoring my post that proved that even if you consider the ocean to be resting within the ocean it still wouldn't work because if you consider the object to be the medium then there is nothing left of the medium to be displaced therefore no boyancy force.

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waitwhat

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« Reply #239 on: October 04, 2007, 07:39:08 PM »
Alright, assuming the Earth is flat and is accelerating upwards towards the ocean, due to the property of inertia, the ocean itself would match the acceleration of the earth and would not have anything to hold it down.

For that matter, why is the force that is supposedly making the Earth accelerate upwards NOT affecting the oceans in the flat earth model? Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that the force that causes the Earth to accelerate upwards also causes the ocean to accelerate upwards with it? And in that case, in your proposition, the oceans would NOT be held down by the acceleration of the earth, and should have floated away by now.

Water is matter, just like everything else. Matter has mass. Gravity exerts force on all mass, pulling it down to the Earth. The oceans are held down by the same force that holds down our atmosphere. Even if water molecules are perfectly buoyant, gravity would hold down the entire system as a whole, even if it has no effect on individual molecules within the system.

I notice that you... tend to selectively argue the points of Round-Earthers. I've given a proposition as to why the earth accelerating upwards could not hold down the ocean, and I've given a counter-proposal as to how a Round-Earth model (unmodified, mind you) can hold down the oceans. If you bother to argue with me, seeing as how you try to avoid arguing against good points, remember not to quote anything out of context, kay thanks.
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