If I were to become an astronaut...

What kind of bribes would I receive?

You'd first have to see something contrary to what we're taught. Until then, you'll receive no bribes.

What kind of bribes would I receive?

Good question.  Maybe you can find out for us?  It would be greatly appreciated.

Yes, become an astronaut and realize how stupid the claims made here are.

bringa digital camera without a fisheye lens that nasas has tampered with, and photo the oblate spheroid that is the earth

You could be one of the astronauts that dies in an "accident", to make NASA seem more realistic

yay, the conspiracy is totally ruthless!

Imagine the final moments of those astronauts who died in that shuttle explosion. They presumably find out the world is flat, then find out there's a great big bomb on board the shuttle. Do you think NASA left them a note?

yes, it said something along the lines of "welcome to the conspiracy.... goodbye"

No.

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

Then I'll have a friend of mine beat the crap outta him. He should wake up, then.

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 08:20:58 AM

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

Then I'll have a friend of mine beat the crap outta him. He should wake up, then.

Don't kid yourself, we all know you have no friends.

Don't kid yourself, we all know you have no friends.

Who are you again?

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

Why would NASA brainwash its astronauts to believe that a sphere is a plane?

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 08:20:58 AM

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

Why would NASA brainwash its astronauts to believe that a sphere is a plane?

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

It's called a joke, dumbshoe.

Quote from: Mr. Ireland on September 19, 2007, 09:07:11 AM

Don't kid yourself, we all know you have no friends.

Who are you again?

Your owner.  Literally.

If I were to become a flat Earth conspirator...



What kind of bribes would I get?

~D-Draw

you could get bribes, or the government could assasinate you becasue you know too much.......

No bribes.  You'd be lobotomized and outfitted with a little black box in your head, and a little speaker in your throat.

WITH BITCHIN' SUBWOOFERS.

you could get bribes, or the government could assasinate you becasue you know too much.......

Or both but the bribes are taken back after you're dead.

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 08:20:58 AM

No. No bribes, you'll be taken to a NASA ministry of love, where you'll be tortured and brainwashed into believing everything NASA tells you, eventually you'll end up in this kind of situation

NASA man holds up a picture of the world "What shape is th world?"
"It's round!" you reply

"If NASA tells you it's flat what shape is it?"
"It...it's flat..." You reply
"You're lying, you don't really see a flat Earth, that's no good"
electrocutes you
"Now, what shape is the world?"
"Flat! Round! Triangle! I don't know anymore!"
"Good, the world is flat, isn't it? do you see that now?"
"Yes, yes the World IS flat!"

Why would NASA brainwash its astronauts to believe that a sphere is a plane?

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

Bollocks, I just got beaten by Tom! I fucked up!

Quote from: Raging Viceroy on September 19, 2007, 09:11:54 AM

Quote from: Mr. Ireland on September 19, 2007, 09:07:11 AM

Don't kid yourself, we all know you have no friends.

Who are you again?

Your owner.  Literally.

Oh, you're that guy. Whoops.

Have someone else answer the door.

I tell you one thing, the earth is round.
I've seen it with my own eyes because i have been to space and i looked upon the earth.

I tell you one thing, the earth is round.
I've seen it with my own eyes because i have been to space and i looked upon the earth.

Don't you love how 10's or even hundreds of astronauts visit this site?

maybe they have been paid to come here by the government!