FEers, try to tackle this for me

About the posts, again, I'm not the FE master, Diego will know. It still won't light up the whole room, by my thoughts.

And, ahm, if you want me to answer a thought, word it like a question so I know what to answer/poke fun at.

And number them.

And, while your at it, feel free to refer to me as Master Derek.

- Derek.. Master Derek

Our ideas are in the FAQ. I believe that as much as you and your word documents. Nice and organized, there are lots of people explaining the theory.

You forgot the 'Master'.

- Master Derek

About the posts, again, I'm not the FE master, Diego will know. It still won't light up the whole room, by my thoughts.

And, ahm, if you want me to answer a thought, word it like a question so I know what to answer/poke fun at.

And number them.

And, while your at it, feel free to refer to me as Master Derek.

- Derek.. Master Derek

Dear Derek the Dumb:

Your thoughts are faulty. Try the experiment and then correct your post.

Good luck with your new standards. I won't be abiding by them--unless I care to. But thanks for demonstrating your pompousness and stupidity in a single post.

You are right about one thing: You're no master--far, far from it.

im still not getting an answer. all you done for me is eliminate something that clearly exists. so we'll keep away from that. so now Derik

What is the causs of the austral midnight sun???

Whatsyourface #1:
I appreciate you agreeing with me?
My feelings are all hurt 'n stuff, remind me to weep. Invite yourself to do the experiment also, the whole room will not experience 'daytime'. It's also important to factor in the size of the earth in the FE theory (Circumference: 78225 miles, Diameter: 24,900 miles) and the size and brightness of the sun (32 miles in diameter- smack me if I know the brightness, somebody will). It was an off hand analogy, not an actual experiment. Invite yourself to do it, though.

Whatsyourface #2:
It's spelled Derek.
I found a picture in the forum that kind of explains the equinox better, right near the bottom of the FAQ, the explanation is better than mine, I think, but it sort of follows my train of thought.

Also drawn from the FAQ to keep you busy while whatshisface#1 figures the relative size of the sun in comparison to a circular room, and shines it on a mirror with an additionally relative reflective quality of the ice wall:

"It's a perspective effect.  Really, the sun is just getting farther away; it looks like it disappears because everything gets smaller and eventually disappears as it gets farther away."
 Not that it helps, but I still rest that the sun follows it's pattern, and, because of the central shift, it is in different places at different times.

I also have no idea what the Austral Midnight Sun is. Looking it up.

- Derek

i know how the FE equinox works, i dont need a picture, but if anything the euquinox only helps prove my point

The RE one does, sure.
The FE one proves ours.
Irony.

- Derek

After reviewing the photo, i realized that australia is NOT in the proper position to recieve the type of midnight sun it does, a looping 360. not a sun that makes a giant circle in one area of the sky, or makes a very close turn in the day and a looong looping turn at night

And I don't see anything informative about the Austral Midnight Sun on my ahm.. esteemed research files (*cough google cough*). It's noplace on Wiki, either.

So, explain it, or find somplace that does so I can instigate more stupid arguements?

Also, Australia doesn't exist either. Don't you pay attention?

- Derek

two continents down, lets the the prolonged alaskan night during the winter shall we?

Night there can stretch for weeks at a time

And I don't see anything informative about the Austral Midnight Sun on my ahm.. esteemed research files (*cough google cough*). It's noplace on Wiki, either.

So, explain it, or find somplace that does so I can instigate more stupid arguements?

Also, Australia doesn't exist either. Don't you pay attention?

- Derek

Dear derelict:

Definition: austral: pertaining to the Southern Hemisphere: "June through August make up the austral winter".
Reference: Wikipedia

Do study more.

Geesh.

Next we'll be defining "theory" for you.

one word at a time gulliver! we dont want to overload his brian

.<----Dereks brain


see why we need to go slow?

Er, having lived in Alaska for about 3 years, it.. doesn't. The sun 'sets' every night in the summer, it also rises about two hours hour later. It may not get pitch dark, but night happens.. nightly.

I'm not sure about the FE stand on this, and I've never put much thought on the grounds of weather patterns, though I'd cast my vote to simply say that the sun is following it's pattern, and, again, the bank of the elipse is right there in the summer. This would force the shift of the sun to shift like the RE'ers believe the moon does to the earth in the theory, and I think that's the way it goes; it spins on it's own, and it spins around the central point.

Though, interestingly enough, I read a passage by an old-school FE'er who claimed the sunlight and moonlight shone through random holes over the dome in the sky.. Just food for thought, I'm still looking.

Might as well wipe out Germany too, while we're at it. No Holocaust memories! Problem solved!

- Derek

*roll* I didn't do a word-for-word search. Shockingly, I trusted the emphasis on Austral Midnight Sun to be something worthy of actual referense. Please remember to breathe as I tell you that I don't really care if you believe the things I do, and am, therefore, only going to argue with you as long as it gets me out of actual homework.

And good job spelling my name right. Third time's the charm. I guess I'll have to start SIGNING EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS so you can look at it.

- Derek

leave countries alone. aside from that, nothing you are saying is making remotley any sense given the evidence provided

Er, having lived in Alaska for about 3 years, it.. doesn't. The sun 'sets' every night in the summer, it also rises about two hours hour later. It may not get pitch dark, but night happens.. nightly.

I'm not sure about the FE stand on this, and I've never put much thought on the grounds of weather patterns, though I'd cast my vote to simply say that the sun is following it's pattern, and, again, the bank of the elipse is right there in the summer. This would force the shift of the sun to shift like the RE'ers believe the moon does to the earth in the theory, and I think that's the way it goes; it spins on it's own, and it spins around the central point.

Though, interestingly enough, I read a passage by an old-school FE'er who claimed the sunlight and moonlight shone through random holes over the dome in the sky.. Just food for thought, I'm still looking.

Might as well wipe out Germany too, while we're at it. No Holocaust memories! Problem solved!

- Derek

derelict:

You lived in Alaska for years and don't understand how Midnight Sun works? Okay, you're officially incompetent.

Your "No Holocaust memories!" is obscene. I believe that statements like that will get you banned.

I can't explain FE weather when I don't fully understand it myself, my ideas are skew, as I said. Ask somebody more well-thunk on the matter, as I said.

- Derek.

*roll* I didn't do a word-for-word search. Shockingly, I trusted the emphasis on Austral Midnight Sun to be something worthy of actual referense. Please remember to breathe as I tell you that I don't really care if you believe the things I do, and am, therefore, only going to argue with you as long as it gets me out of actual homework.

And good job spelling my name right. Third time's the charm. I guess I'll have to start SIGNING EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS so you can look at it.

- Derek

Yay D-draw has a new account.

moi.

I can't explain FE weather when I don't fully understand it myself, my ideas are skew, as I said. Ask somebody more well-thunk on the matter, as I said.

- Derek.

Thunk....aperently you didnt.

*roll* I didn't do a word-for-word search. Shockingly, I trusted the emphasis on Austral Midnight Sun to be something worthy of actual referense. Please remember to breathe as I tell you that I don't really care if you believe the things I do, and am, therefore, only going to argue with you as long as it gets me out of actual homework.

And good job spelling my name right. Third time's the charm. I guess I'll have to start SIGNING EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS so you can look at it.

- Derek

derelict:

Wow! you can't even identify parts of speech. Get back to your homework. You need it.

I think it's less obscene than your statements about tourists in the South Pole.
I'd also use this as a door to make fun of every utterly illiterate RE'er ever, and use that as a reason to disprove the theory, but I'm still amused by how much you think I care.
You've lived on the earth your whole life, *brandished irate FE arguement* explain Gravity then, mister I've-lived-on-a-round-earth-my-whole-life.

But, um, seriously, weather isn't my thing.
And, there's a thread for being an idiot for the sake of being an idiot. It's not this one.

- Derek

Gravity- a force inhibited by all matter, in which particles of matter are attracted to one another.

supposing i got my words right, you should be able to understand that

FE theory: Giant dark energy thing incresing the earth at a constant rate of 9.8m/s^2, ignoring that fact that the speed of light is crossed multiple times, and that whole E=mc^2 thing

It wasn't an actual invitation, when we start talking about gravity, everybody starts throwing their monkey shit and nothing ever gets accomplished.

Kind of like the way this thread is going in general.

- Derek

im seeing a remerkable amount of Crap in the Derik section

Resisting urge..

Anyway, this is going nowhere quickly, I did what I could to answer how I believed.

- Derek

My question:
This is a spotlight:


This is not:


On FE sun acts like a spotlight.  This doesn't happen in winter.

I think it's less obscene than your statements about tourists in the South Pole.
I'd also use this as a door to make fun of every utterly illiterate RE'er ever, and use that as a reason to disprove the theory, but I'm still amused by how much you think I care.
You've lived on the earth your whole life, *brandished irate FE arguement* explain Gravity then, mister I've-lived-on-a-round-earth-my-whole-life.

But, um, seriously, weather isn't my thing.
And, there's a thread for being an idiot for the sake of being an idiot. It's not this one.

- Derek

derelict:
Then why are your posting in this thread? You've already demonstrated, quite satisfactorily, that you're an idiot. Just not knowing what "austral" means and not know how the Midnight Sun works after living in Alaska for years, qualified you easily!

My question:
This is a spotlight:


This is not:


On FE sun acts like a spotlight.  This doesn't happen in winter.

Wow, its like you actually know what your talking about? Derek needs lessons, can you help him?

Nah, Derek's cool.

His loss