Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?

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Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« on: September 10, 2007, 05:36:22 AM »
I bet they didn't, the fools.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 05:53:26 AM »
Of course they did not know about the Earth being flat. They never existed.

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The Terror

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 06:02:33 AM »
Have you not seen Jurassic Park? They were in that. Jurassic Park is conclusive evidence that dinosaurs existed. Steven Spielberg wouldn't lie to us

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 06:06:15 AM »
Have you not seen Jurassic Park? They were in that. Jurassic Park is conclusive evidence that dinosaurs existed. Steven Spielberg wouldn't lie to us

Jurassic Park was pretty much a video used to turn the masses into mindless, ignorant Satanists. Jurassic Park can't be evidence it existed because the screenplay was written a long time ago by a group of men who thought "we should make a movie and say dinosaurs existed and try to convert people to Atheism". If you want proof they did not exist read the Bible.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 06:08:42 AM »
What about the bit in the Bible where Jesus rides around on a T Rex?

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2007, 06:11:06 AM »
What about the bit in the Bible where Jesus rides around on a T Rex?


I have read the Bible fourteen times and I do not recall reading this. Please provide a verse.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2007, 06:12:27 AM »
It was after the bit where he got born and before the bit where he got killed, I think.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 06:20:29 AM »
It was after the bit where he got born and before the bit where he got killed, I think.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 06:22:27 AM »
what provides more proof. the bible, which is often seen as a series of stories with moral, or fossils, which are bits of physical evidence. hmm....... i wonder
i believe the world is an oblate spheroid. anything i say that contradicts this is purely for the sake of argument.

Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 06:31:05 AM »
even if the earth was flat do u seriously think the dinosaurs would care, one didnt stop and think "hmm i wonder if this ground i stand on is atcually curved or round", nah more likley they were hunting sleeping or grazing. the bible should be seen more like moral stories and gidelines to living a decent life not atcual fact, take respncability for your existance dont leave it up to god to make your positive aspects and the so called devil to blame for your negativity. you have free will live your life.
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 06:33:10 AM »
yes we do unless we are merely the daydream of some greater individual? or maybe not, we cant be sure
i believe the world is an oblate spheroid. anything i say that contradicts this is purely for the sake of argument.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2007, 06:33:58 AM »
The T Rex in the bible what Jesus rode round on cared deeply about such matters.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2007, 06:34:51 AM »
have any of you f/e seen or even heard of the "Natural History Museum" it is a museum about the history of the earth, it contains dum dum duuuum "DINOSAURS"

you people must be realy stupid!  ;D
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2007, 06:37:48 AM »
dinosaurs are not clever. you can use the encephalisation quotient to see this. i am sure they didnt care what shape the earth was. apart from jesus' t-rex, which had supernatural intellegence and teeth that jusus carved into the himalayas
i believe the world is an oblate spheroid. anything i say that contradicts this is purely for the sake of argument.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2007, 06:57:45 AM »
what provides more proof. the bible, which is often seen as a series of stories with moral, or fossils, which are bits of physical evidence. hmm....... i wonder

The Bible is by far the more reliable source. The "fossils" were planted in the ground by Satan himself as an attempt to turn us away from God. The Bible on the other hand makes no mention of dinosaurs, only dragons.

Now of course it depends on what version of the Bible you are talking about. The KJV Bible is accurate and any other Bible or translation (including NIV) is evil.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2007, 08:43:34 AM »
What about the bit in the Bible where Jesus rides around on a T Rex?

That was my favourite bit, I liked the races he had with the disciples
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2007, 09:17:54 AM »
The dinosaurs actually believed in a complex fifth dimensional shapem incomprehensible to our minds. They disapeared when they found nokos in this dimension which opened into fifth dimensional space.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 09:35:11 AM »
I think you lie...
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 09:43:46 AM »
nd what makes the bible more truthful, oh coz you can put down an explination for everything. If something positive happens its god if something negative happens its the devil. just because you cannot except the randomness of existence.

if we were given free will why then are we judged, sureley if its free then it is ur decision, so if you do wrong you get sent to hell if you do good then you get sent to heaven. sounds like an evil dictatorship to me, do something against the law and you get shot dosnt that sound familiar then. so if it is true then free will does not exist we have no control
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM »
Shut up and ride your dinosaur
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 09:49:24 AM »
hahaha you're a master of comebacks you know that
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 09:54:00 AM »
Yeah I won a gold medal for it in the comeback championships
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2007, 10:11:57 AM »
Of course they did not know about the Earth being flat. They never existed.

Thats not what the church believes.  Someone needs to take a trip to the intelligent design museum.
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2007, 11:35:30 AM »
well this is going off flat earth altogether its now going onto quantum mechanics
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2007, 12:19:03 PM »
Of course they did not know about the Earth being flat. They never existed.

Thats not what the church believes.  Someone needs to take a trip to the intelligent design museum.

Churches don't all teach the same thing. The only churches giving into the lies are Catholics. They are ignorant people who believe in "evolution" and "dinosaurs", their leader is Satan! The pope is really an evil demon who will not rest until he has converted the world into his cult.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2007, 01:07:57 PM »
Bloody Catholics!
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2007, 01:42:47 PM »
Clever enough to build boats, clever enough to figure out the shape of the Earth is what I figure.

Shame the same can't be said for human beings.
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2007, 01:46:08 PM »
Clever enough to build boats, clever enough to figure out the shape of the Earth is what I figure.

Shame the same can't be said for human beings.
Let's take you for instance... Not clever enough to raise sufficient funds to take a trip to the Equator to prove the shape of the Earth. Not clever enough to build a FE Primer to document the shape of the Earth.

Well, by example, your point is proven.

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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2007, 02:05:50 PM »
Of course they did not know about the Earth being flat. They never existed.

Thats not what the church believes.  Someone needs to take a trip to the intelligent design museum.

Churches don't all teach the same thing. The only churches giving into the lies are Catholics. They are ignorant people who believe in "evolution" and "dinosaurs", their leader is Satan! The pope is really an evil demon who will not rest until he has converted the world into his cult.
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Re: Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2007, 02:19:05 PM »
What about the bit in the Bible where Jesus rides around on a T Rex?

That was my favourite bit, I liked the races he had with the disciples

I never liked that bit. Jesus made the disciples run on foot, while he rode the T Rex. It wasn't very fair. No wonder the disciples didn't like him.
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