It's official: religion is child abuse

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2007, 07:33:07 AM »
As an attorney at law, I give you this actual advice:

If you can convince the judge she was really hot, it's not rape.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2007, 02:51:40 PM »
As an attorney at law, I give you this actual advice:

If you can convince the judge she was really hot, it's not rape.

I think i might sig that.

We were joking today about statutory rape, we were like "no judge ask her, she really wanted it, like REALLY wanted it"

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2007, 04:36:14 AM »
As an attorney at law, I give you this actual advice:

If you can convince the judge she was really hot, it's not rape.

haha brilliant
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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2007, 11:42:11 AM »
parents who teach their kids to 'refute' global warming.

Children should perform the necessary research and proper schooling before inevitably denying global warming (for the Communist  ;)).  Home schooling and parochail schools should be banned due to such a bias and idealogical influence these teachings have on children.
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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2007, 01:13:03 PM »
Yes, ban the schools that educate children. Make every american child an idiot.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2007, 04:09:39 PM »
Make them? Most people are idiots from a very young age with very little prodding.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2007, 07:58:19 AM »
Not American children. At earliest international tests our children are among the top 3 nations. By high school graduation, they are in the bottom 3. Putting your child in public schools makes them relatively dumber than their international peers. This is not the case for private, religious, or home schooled children.

Make them?
Yes, make them.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2007, 08:01:35 AM »
As an attorney at law, I give you this actual advice:

If you can convince the judge she was really hot, it's not rape.

I thought you said you were a tech in some cubicle island?
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2007, 08:05:20 AM »
No I said I was a professor, a teacher, a industrial controls specialist, and an attorney. I basically do them all, make lots of money, and bang tons of hot chicks.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2007, 08:07:24 AM »
No I said I was a professor, a teacher, a industrial controls specialist, and an attorney. I basically do them all, make lots of money, and bang tons of hot chicks.
I CONCUR!

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2007, 08:08:18 AM »
No I said I was a professor, a teacher, a industrial controls specialist, and an attorney. I basically do them all, make lots of money, and bang tons of hot chicks.

So you DO run the Starbucks. Ok then.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2007, 08:11:05 AM »
No I said I was a professor, a teacher, a industrial controls specialist, and an attorney. I basically do them all, make lots of money, and bang tons of hot chicks.

I am in love with you and your stories. be my BFF. i want you to bang me.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2007, 03:02:29 PM »
No I said I was a professor, a teacher, a industrial controls specialist, and an attorney. I basically do them all, make lots of money, and bang tons of hot chicks.
me too!

minus the things that involve work.

Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2007, 12:00:01 PM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2007, 12:01:51 PM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.
The subconscious can sometimes play really interesting tricks, especially if the 'proper' stimulants are applied to one. ;)

Lol yeah.

I have a horrific story from an hour ago. Completely off topic but, I snuck out to this girls house, and we did naturally what teens do at 1 am when they are alone right? So we finish and i go to the bathroom and i'm COVERED in blood, apparently she was used to smaller guys and i had "torn" her. It was the most messed up ride home. I was smoking the whole way.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #45 on: October 03, 2007, 06:21:26 PM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
No i'm fluent in ebonics, and giberish, this was neither. It was made up crazy talk.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #46 on: October 03, 2007, 07:14:33 PM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
No i'm fluent in ebonics, and giberish, this was neither. It was made up crazy talk.

Bitch, you be trippin'.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2007, 05:55:11 AM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
No i'm fluent in ebonics, and giberish, this was neither. It was made up crazy talk.

Bitch, you be trippin'.
Bitch I will take yo punkass down. Whatchoo thinking?

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2007, 11:54:06 AM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
No i'm fluent in ebonics, and giberish, this was neither. It was made up crazy talk.

Bitch, you be trippin'.
Bitch I will take yo punkass down. Whatchoo thinking?

Thinkings aboot you, eh  :-*
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Yeah I love gay porn.

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2007, 07:33:26 PM »
When i was younger i went to a church where the people would speak in "tongues" sometimes. Which means they would yammer incoherently inspired by the holy spirit.

Are you sure they were not speaking in ebonics?
No i'm fluent in ebonics, and giberish, this was neither. It was made up crazy talk.

Bitch, you be trippin'.
Bitch I will take yo punkass down. Whatchoo thinking?

Thinkings aboot you, eh  :-*
Tee hee hee. YOu make me blush.  :-[

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Re: It's official: religion is child abuse
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2007, 05:42:20 PM »
See this video
That's Westboro "Hate" church ran by the fuckwits known as the Phelps family.