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whoops
« on: September 08, 2007, 06:38:14 AM »
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The Communist

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Re: whoops
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 07:10:58 AM »
Thank goodness that the shadow object acts as a buffer for protection.
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KingBunny

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Re: whoops
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 10:18:31 AM »
Quote from: vdp on September 08, 2007, 06:38:14 AM
Look: The sun's crashed into the earth!

http://home.dei.polimi.it//bregni/photoart/vancouverisland/sunset.jpg


Pff, everyone knows that the sun is a flat disc pointing straight down.

When it gets far away.. it just.. umm.. faces who ever is looking at it. ..which is why it's always a perfect circle.

And as it gets far away, it LOOKS like it is moving down, but really, it's just getting far away, while also staying the exact same size due to whacky physics which don't make sense.

Did I mention that the sun was a giant mirror which reflects the heat of the naturally-icy-cold Earth back at 1,000 times the strength, and magically turns it into light as well?

Yeah, that's not overly complicated at all.
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Ferdinand Magellen

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Re: whoops
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 11:41:02 AM »
Guys, the sun is only the size of a quarter. And it lands near flagstaff every night; that's why the rocks there are so red.
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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: whoops
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 06:34:38 PM »
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Tom Bishop

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Re: whoops
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 09:14:44 PM »
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Pff, everyone knows that the sun is a flat disc pointing straight down.

Incorrect, the sun is a sphere in Flat Earth Theory

See: ENaG

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When it gets far away.. it just.. umm.. faces who ever is looking at it. ..which is why it's always a perfect circle.

The sun is a sphere in Flat Earth Theory. The sun is not a disk.

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And as it gets far away, it LOOKS like it is moving down, but really, it's just getting far away, while also staying the exact same size due to whacky physics which don't make sense.

Receding objects appear to descend in altitude due to basic perspective.

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Did I mention that the sun was a giant mirror which reflects the heat of the naturally-icy-cold Earth back at 1,000 times the strength, and magically turns it into light as well?

The sun is not a mirror. The sun is primarily composed of Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Silicon, Magnesium, Neon, Iron, and Sulfer. The heat of the sun originates from a type of Smoldering combustion.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2007, 10:01:00 PM by Tom Bishop »
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Jimmy Crackhorn

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Re: whoops
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 09:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Tom Bishop on September 08, 2007, 09:14:44 PM

The Earth is a sphere in Flat Earth Theory.
:o
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KingBunny

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Re: whoops
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 12:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Tom Bishop on September 08, 2007, 09:14:44 PM
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Pff, everyone knows that the sun is a flat disc pointing straight down.

Incorrect, the sun is a sphere in Flat Earth Theory

See: ENaG

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When it gets far away.. it just.. umm.. faces who ever is looking at it. ..which is why it's always a perfect circle.

The sun is a sphere in Flat Earth Theory. The sun is not a disk.

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And as it gets far away, it LOOKS like it is moving down, but really, it's just getting far away, while also staying the exact same size due to whacky physics which don't make sense.

Receding objects appear to descend in altitude due to basic perspective.

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Did I mention that the sun was a giant mirror which reflects the heat of the naturally-icy-cold Earth back at 1,000 times the strength, and magically turns it into light as well?

The sun is not a mirror. The sun is primarily composed of Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Silicon, Magnesium, Neon, Iron, and Sulfer. The heat of the sun originates from a type of Smoldering combustion.

But Narcberry said it was flat. It's on now. fight fight fight fight

..why would you claim the sun actually makes sense.. it's round and composed of "stuff".. but then throw in "smoldering combustion". What the hell is that. Couldn't just leave one element of reality alone.
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Gunznroses

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Re: whoops
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 10:16:19 AM »
Smoldering combustion...now you have my attention
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Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
No problem solved in the least--and you only had to eliminate an entire continent to fail to accomplish it.
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Raist

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Re: whoops
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 10:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Gunznroses on September 09, 2007, 10:16:19 AM
Smoldering combustion...now you have my attention

And TheFlatEarthSociety didn't get your attention?
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Gunznroses

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Re: whoops
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 10:19:47 AM »
haha, touche
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Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
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Raist

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Re: whoops
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 10:21:21 AM »
Quote from: Gunznroses on September 09, 2007, 10:19:47 AM
haha, touche

No offense but that pic reminds me of douchebags. It makes me wanna hit things.
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Gunznroses

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Re: whoops
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 10:22:52 AM »
its just there till im not lazy enough to get me a new one..whichll be sumtime today i suppose
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Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
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Re: whoops
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 10:24:18 AM »
Quote from: Gunznroses on September 09, 2007, 10:22:52 AM
its just there till im not lazy enough to get me a new one..whichll be sumtime today i suppose

i hope that you do that soon. I cringe when i see it lol.
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Trekky0623

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Re: whoops
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 10:24:29 AM »
Sphere receding over flat plane.

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Gunznroses

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Re: whoops
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2007, 10:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Trekky0623 on September 09, 2007, 10:24:29 AM
Sphere receding over flat plane.



Hmm...it gets smaller and smaller... :o
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Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
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KingBunny

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Re: whoops
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2007, 10:58:16 AM »
Quote from: Gunznroses on September 09, 2007, 10:25:57 AM
Hmm...it gets smaller and smaller... :o

So wait.. things get smaller when they recede now??

Next you'll be telling to stop using snake oils to cure my elemental imbalance! What part of this flat Earth do you crazies come from!?
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Gunznroses

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Re: whoops
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2007, 11:55:16 AM »
Quote from: KingBunny on September 09, 2007, 10:58:16 AM
Quote from: Gunznroses on September 09, 2007, 10:25:57 AM
Hmm...it gets smaller and smaller... :o

So wait.. things get smaller when they recede now??

Next you'll be telling to stop using snake oils to cure my elemental imbalance! What part of this flat Earth do you crazies come from!?

Im assuming from somewhere near the ice wall
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Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
No problem solved in the least--and you only had to eliminate an entire continent to fail to accomplish it.
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