BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ

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BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« on: September 07, 2007, 05:27:20 AM »
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 05:30:06 AM »
i wish they'd order me pizza
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 05:30:49 AM »
The pizzas they ordered me tasted like you, and that's not a good taste.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 05:47:04 AM »
yeah i dont taste too good :(
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 05:49:00 AM »
yeah i dont taste too good :(

9 out of 10 blokes prefer the taste of gayer to pizza. (sample size 1,000,000,000 british men.)

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 05:54:07 AM »
i dont think there is that many british men...
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 05:55:21 AM »
Yeah we know. The majority of guys we tried to contact hung up after your name was mentioned.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 05:58:48 AM »
they're just upset cos I never called
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 05:59:45 AM »
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 06:00:36 AM »
Yeah we know. The majority of guys were hung after your name was mentioned.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 06:02:20 AM »
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.

You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 06:03:50 AM »
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.

You shouldnt joke about STDs :(

You shouldn't beleive em when they say it's just a wart. ;)
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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 06:16:20 AM »
They should put up pizza adverts in my name and order me homosexuals.

The homosexuals over here don't taste all that nice.
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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2007, 06:20:58 AM »
I don't have herpies  >:( well except Birmingham herpies..
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 11:38:28 AM »
I don't have herpies  >:( well except Birmingham herpies..

We have harpies, there's a significant difference

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2007, 11:43:15 AM »
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2007, 02:10:09 PM »
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D

Thank god guys can't get it.  ;D

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2007, 03:14:44 PM »
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2007, 03:31:26 PM »
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D

Thank god guys can't get it.  ;D

Yes they do and they have no control over it once it happens
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2007, 03:45:06 PM »
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!

*points at himself*

Evil never dies.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2007, 06:25:51 PM »
My friend looks like Anthony Hopkins, and we avoid eating with him, because he has a bad habit of starting off with "Well hello, Clarice...".
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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2007, 06:56:59 PM »
I am not your friend.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2007, 07:29:02 PM »
are you MY friend?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2007, 07:39:15 PM »
I'm your friend, Dann! 
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2007, 07:40:32 PM »
are you MY friend?

Of course, cuddlefuck.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2007, 02:15:22 AM »
Well who's gonna be my friend? :(
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2007, 06:29:34 AM »
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
-JackASCII

Do you have any outlandish claims to back up your evidence?
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Yeah I love gay porn.

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2007, 06:58:58 AM »
I already have an imaginary friend. His name is Brian and he's made entirely out of cheese. I like to nibble on his ears.
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2007, 08:02:58 AM »
Brian has taken out an imaginary restraining order on you

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Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2007, 09:09:06 AM »
I thwew Bwian woughly to the gwound