The Confessional!

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The Confessional!
« on: September 06, 2007, 09:30:50 PM »
What happens in confession stays in the confessional, so confess away and our loving god will forgive you!

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 09:34:32 PM »
The Far Realm is composed of an infinite number of layers, but unlike those of many Outer Planes, the layers of the Far Realm are thin. A Far Realm layer can range from an inch to a mile thick. On average, each layer is separated from the other by about ten feet. Travelers are able to see through many layers simultaneously. Usually twenty layers can be seen at once, each one blurrier than the last. The layers are also highly morphic. On the whim of the alien entities that drift through them, the layers continually evaporate, divide, spawn, and breathe. Changes in the elemental and energy traits of the layers continuously occur, creating the Far Realm equivalent of a storm. These changes can be seen from far off, moving from layer to layer as a storm moves across the face of a normal world.

Features and creatures of the Far Realm are multidimensional and can exist on more than one layer simultaneously. The layers of the Far Realm are like a stack of translucent parchment, and the multilayered creatures are like a single dot marked upon each parchment, seemingly coalescing into a three-dimensional object. The translucent layers seem to fade away on either side and are pierced with free-floating rivers of milk-white liquid that sometimes flow along a layer's edge for a few feet before plunging into the next. Strange blue globes rain down from unseen heights, bursting when they strike an object and releasing ticks the size of horses that immediately scuttle off in search of blood. Gelatinous worms wriggle from layer to layer through tentacled vegetation encrusted with orange moss, all of which is suspended above an amoebic sea. Vast multilayered shapes drift through the layers, the smallest being the size of a city.

Gravity and time do not exist in the Far Realm. The entities of the Far Realm float around in dark nothingness. The air is syrupy thick, and strong strokes are needed to swim through it. Another type of movement that is allowed in the Far Realm is passage between layers, which requires only a thought. Non-natives to the Far Realm can only exist on one layer at a time, but large Far Realm entities often exist in several layers simultaneously.
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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 09:35:48 PM »
The Far Realm is composed of an infinite number of layers, but unlike those of many Outer Planes, the layers of the Far Realm are thin. A Far Realm layer can range from an inch to a mile thick. On average, each layer is separated from the other by about ten feet. Travelers are able to see through many layers simultaneously. Usually twenty layers can be seen at once, each one blurrier than the last. The layers are also highly morphic. On the whim of the alien entities that drift through them, the layers continually evaporate, divide, spawn, and breathe. Changes in the elemental and energy traits of the layers continuously occur, creating the Far Realm equivalent of a storm. These changes can be seen from far off, moving from layer to layer as a storm moves across the face of a normal world.

Features and creatures of the Far Realm are multidimensional and can exist on more than one layer simultaneously. The layers of the Far Realm are like a stack of translucent parchment, and the multilayered creatures are like a single dot marked upon each parchment, seemingly coalescing into a three-dimensional object. The translucent layers seem to fade away on either side and are pierced with free-floating rivers of milk-white liquid that sometimes flow along a layer's edge for a few feet before plunging into the next. Strange blue globes rain down from unseen heights, bursting when they strike an object and releasing ticks the size of horses that immediately scuttle off in search of blood. Gelatinous worms wriggle from layer to layer through tentacled vegetation encrusted with orange moss, all of which is suspended above an amoebic sea. Vast multilayered shapes drift through the layers, the smallest being the size of a city.

Gravity and time do not exist in the Far Realm. The entities of the Far Realm float around in dark nothingness. The air is syrupy thick, and strong strokes are needed to swim through it. Another type of movement that is allowed in the Far Realm is passage between layers, which requires only a thought. Non-natives to the Far Realm can only exist on one layer at a time, but large Far Realm entities often exist in several layers simultaneously.

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 10:41:19 PM »
I am Xenu, and I have come for retribution along with ping pong video game trinkets, sounds, and annoying flashing seizure lights.

I hate honky's, I will take a shit, you need a shit, I poo from my ass, and you should too. Oh baby don't you love me like I love you? Shave your pubic hairs and make room in your underwear, because we are going on a field trip doo doo dee doo. Here I come in my pink aqua dress, rub my big old boobies and crawl up my fat ass. I don't need you, or your friends, because they hate when I call it a pistachio nut. Now I have a hardon, and I came, I came all over myself, all over myself. Take your flavor and put it in the court, you stinky fortress whore. Get lost, haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass? Carry on, for cinqo de mayo BIG FINISH! When you're feeling down, or feeling blue, I'll tell you what to do. Kill all of your friends at school, that's what you should do. Then dig a hole and jump into the ground, that's what you ought to do. Swiping my ass. How much is that doggy in the window? Who cares, because I'l shoot it down before you can hug it. Adios amigos, so static finito.
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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 05:48:17 AM »
I like it in the back. :(

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 06:07:02 AM »
I am Xenu, and I have come for retribution along with ping pong video game trinkets, sounds, and annoying flashing seizure lights.

I hate honky's, I will take a shit, you need a shit, I poo from my ass, and you should too. Oh baby don't you love me like I love you? Shave your pubic hairs and make room in your underwear, because we are going on a field trip doo doo dee doo. Here I come in my pink aqua dress, rub my big old boobies and crawl up my fat ass. I don't need you, or your friends, because they hate when I call it a pistachio nut. Now I have a hardon, and I came, I came all over myself, all over myself. Take your flavor and put it in the court, you stinky fortress whore. Get lost, haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass? Carry on, for cinqo de mayo BIG FINISH! When you're feeling down, or feeling blue, I'll tell you what to do. Kill all of your friends at school, that's what you should do. Then dig a hole and jump into the ground, that's what you ought to do. Swiping my ass. How much is that doggy in the window? Who cares, because I'l shoot it down before you can hug it. Adios amigos, so static finito.

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 03:25:55 PM »
I confess everything to the yet-to-prove-it's-own-existence-omni-contradictory-Brian-Blessed's-stunt-double!

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 10:22:37 PM »
You forgot the disclaimer about paying you money for each "forgiveness".

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Re: The Confessional!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2007, 06:20:47 AM »
You forgot the disclaimer about paying you money for each "forgiveness".

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On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
-JackASCII

Do you have any outlandish claims to back up your evidence?
-Raist

Quote from: GeneralGayer date=1190908626
Yeah I love gay porn.