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My Computer Has A Soul

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Midnight

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2007, 11:37:34 PM »
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"

Sounds like a porn blurb.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Midnight on September 02, 2007, 11:37:34 PM
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"

Sounds like a porn blurb.

my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2007, 11:41:35 PM »
The mere fact you checked at all frightens me.
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 AM »
Quote from: Raist on September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM
Quote from: Midnight on September 02, 2007, 11:37:34 PM
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"

Sounds like a porn blurb.

my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.

How do you check?
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2007, 07:43:49 AM »
Quote from: General Rusty Sawmill on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM
Quote from: Midnight on September 02, 2007, 11:37:34 PM
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"

Sounds like a porn blurb.

my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.

How do you check?

Manual or automatic transmission usually gives it away.

Invest in a Supra, boy.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2007, 07:49:40 AM »
So which is which then? I'm betting manuel is male
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #126 on: September 03, 2007, 09:54:46 AM »
Quote from: General Rusty Sawmill on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM
Quote from: Midnight on September 02, 2007, 11:37:34 PM
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"

Sounds like a porn blurb.

my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.

How do you check?

Um if you don't know then i'm not gonna tell you.

(explaining sex to gayer that's ironic.)
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #127 on: September 03, 2007, 10:07:42 AM »
Explain it to me *pouts*
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #128 on: September 03, 2007, 11:26:28 AM »
Quote from: General Apathy on September 03, 2007, 10:07:42 AM
Explain it to me *pouts*

Do you know how when blokes come over they pull out special things to use on you?

Those special things make them male.

Do you know your rusty sawmill? That makes you female.

Tada. All explained.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2007, 02:05:25 PM »
 :o
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2007, 03:34:20 PM »
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2007, 10:28:38 PM »
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #132 on: September 04, 2007, 02:39:23 AM »
So cars have special things and sawmills too?
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #133 on: September 04, 2007, 06:12:06 AM »
Quote from: General Apathy on September 04, 2007, 02:39:23 AM
So cars have special things and sawmills too?

Yes, but on second thought the emergency break determines sex.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #134 on: September 04, 2007, 06:13:21 AM »
It does?
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #135 on: September 04, 2007, 06:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Daedalus on September 03, 2007, 07:43:49 AM
Invest in a Supra, boy.
If you wish to live with all limbs intact go with what you unsterstand the limits to be of the vehicle your after, if you don't understand limits then your fucked either way, please choose your wheels of death wisely before killing yourself. If you have more power to the engine then remember you have less control of the handling of the car. If your a power only obsessed retard, then I wish you a brief death(sorry it's the best thats on offer), otherwise take heed.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #136 on: September 04, 2007, 06:28:40 PM »
Quote from: General Apathy on September 04, 2007, 06:13:21 AM
It does?

Yes if it has a big stick that you grab and pull it's a dude car.

And if you stick two fingers up a gap and pull back, it's a female.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #137 on: September 04, 2007, 08:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: Daedalus on September 03, 2007, 07:43:49 AM
Invest in a Supra, boy.
If you wish to live with all limbs intact go with what you unsterstand the limits to be of the vehicle your after, if you don't understand limits then your fucked either way, please choose your wheels of death wisely before killing yourself. If you have more power to the engine then remember you have less control of the handling of the car. If your a power only obsessed retard, then I wish you a brief death(sorry it's the best thats on offer), otherwise take heed.

And you're telling me, a experienced racer and gear head, this why?  ???
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #138 on: September 05, 2007, 01:27:29 AM »
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: General Apathy on September 04, 2007, 06:13:21 AM
It does?

Yes if it has a big stick that you grab and pull it's a dude car.

And if you stick two fingers up a gap and pull back, it's a female.

Now that makes sense

I have a hermaphrodite car
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #139 on: September 05, 2007, 04:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: General Apathy on September 04, 2007, 06:13:21 AM
It does?

Yes if it has a big stick that you grab and pull it's a dude car.

And if you stick two fingers up a gap and pull back, it's a female.

My Dad's car has a foot-operated handbrake, not a hand-handbrake.

Is that a female car with foot fetish?
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #140 on: September 05, 2007, 06:13:32 AM »
Quote from: Khrissetti on September 05, 2007, 04:38:07 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: General Apathy on September 04, 2007, 06:13:21 AM
It does?

Yes if it has a big stick that you grab and pull it's a dude car.

And if you stick two fingers up a gap and pull back, it's a female.

My Dad's car has a foot-operated handbrake, not a hand-handbrake.

Is that a female car with foot fetish?

It's a sadomasochist male with a small penis.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #141 on: October 01, 2007, 01:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Midnight on September 02, 2007, 07:10:23 PM
No because someone has allowed your account access. That won't last much longer. ;)

Sorry to dissappoint you.... 
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #142 on: October 01, 2007, 06:02:53 PM »
Quote from: GeneralGayer on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM
my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.

How do you check?


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Raist

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #143 on: October 03, 2007, 05:37:47 AM »
Quote from: General DU WIERDEST EINEN KRANKENSHWESTER BRACHEN!!! on October 01, 2007, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: GeneralGayer on September 03, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 02, 2007, 11:41:04 PM
my toyota is very sexy. I would do it if it wasn't a boy car. At least I think it is, i'll have to go check.

How do you check?



Actually that just proves that the owner of the car is making up for something.
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The Communist

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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #144 on: October 03, 2007, 05:22:48 PM »
Just like your avatar is making up for something  ::)
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #145 on: October 03, 2007, 06:22:44 PM »
Quote from: The Communist on October 03, 2007, 05:22:48 PM
Just like your avatar is making up for something  ::)
Yes, i don't live in a castle. I am soooo making up for that.


(actually it's from Tool. So you could say it makes me a druggy. You need to work on your logic.)
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #146 on: October 03, 2007, 10:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Raist on October 03, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: The Communist on October 03, 2007, 05:22:48 PM
Just like your avatar is making up for something  ::)
Yes, i don't live in a castle. I am soooo making up for that.


(actually it's from Tool. So you could say it makes me a druggy. You need to work on your logic.)

My logic does flow with your response. GB2 reading_comprehension.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #147 on: October 04, 2007, 05:51:40 AM »
No thanks.

Anywho......GB2Eatmycock?


Neh i don't like that, i'll pass on that fad.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #148 on: October 04, 2007, 11:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Raist on October 04, 2007, 05:51:40 AM
No thanks.

Anywho......GB2Eatmycock?


Neh i don't like that, i'll pass on that fad.

Reported to moderator.
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Re: My Computer Has A Soul
« Reply #149 on: October 04, 2007, 12:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Raist on October 04, 2007, 05:51:40 AM
Anywho......GB2Eatmycock?

The other white meat  :-*
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