Sorry about starting a second thread but the first one has gone from an intelligent discussion to meaningless scrutiny.
But is all the stuff accelerating? Is the sun accelerating? The Moon? The stars? Or just the earth? Also acceleration is known as a vector quantity, so it has a magnitude (9.81m/s2) and a direction. Where is it acclerating? Please be specific.
Yes, all the stuff we can see, is accelerating. And it's all accelerating in a direction normal to the planar surface of the Earth.
But if everything in the universe is accelerating, then there is no force pulling you back, you are moving with the universe at 9.81m/s
2, and when you jump you will be moving at 9.81m/s
2+the force of your jump, I don't see how you somehow forfeit the force of the universal accelerator when you jump, and your jump becomes just the force of your jump.
For example if I were floating in a river next to a boat, with the river moving at a constant acceleration of 9.81m/s
2, and i began swimming until i was 3m ahead of the boat, then I would remain 3m ahead of the boat unless something were to pull me back to it. Because me and the boat are moving in the same medium. Just substitute river with UA, the boat with the Earth, and swimming with jumping. Unless somehow humans are independant of the UA your argument fails.
Edit: Please leave the question of gravity out of this thread, make your own "My problem with Gravity" Thread, don't put it in mine!