"Hara's Pimped Ride"

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"Hara's Pimped Ride"
« on: August 11, 2007, 01:38:40 PM »
The 'cat' is out of the bag...




My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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cmdshft

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2007, 01:40:12 PM »
It's true.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2007, 01:42:38 PM »


My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2007, 01:44:26 PM »
This is mounted in his between-seat console:

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 01:45:06 PM »
Sweet wheels.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 01:46:07 PM »
Anti-Traffic Rage Device:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 01:47:29 PM »
The plane that Delivered Mr. Hara's Skiff of Pinkishness...

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 01:48:31 PM »
This is my vibrator too:

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 01:48:48 PM »

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2007, 01:49:59 PM »
Roadside Flare Equivalent:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2007, 01:50:53 PM »
Spunk Freshener:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2007, 01:52:18 PM »
Interstate Gas Station @ 3. a.m. defense system:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2007, 01:53:25 PM »
Inflatable Dummy Car to avoid roadblocks in small rural communities:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2007, 01:54:58 PM »
Rest Stop Money Maker System (to keep him roaming state lines):

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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cmdshft

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2007, 01:56:04 PM »
She wears a leash and has a cup attached to her ass. I only let her out when she behaves. Otherwise, I have to punish her. Which happens more often than letting her out.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2007, 01:56:29 PM »
Strike Team summonables. These guys can drop from orbit in seconds to prevent Hara's arrest and detainment:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2007, 01:57:50 PM »
Hara's 'outsmart the state trooper to stall for time for the previous post' kit:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2007, 01:59:05 PM »
The 'Last Resort' option, if and when the cuteness doesn't kill any threat to his ice cream truck crime spree:

My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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cmdshft

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2007, 01:59:57 PM »
They stopped playing when they realized that I never lost a game. Now they only pull me over for going 150mph or higher, or if my girl misbehaves on the trip.

The nails only work on lesbians.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2007, 02:01:49 PM »
I use that to call the courts to tell them I wont arrive for my sexual genocide trials.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2007, 03:32:59 PM »


He'd better own the company, and if he doesn't, better only be smiling for the camera.  The pink shirt still makes him gay, though.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2007, 08:09:49 PM »
And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2007, 09:47:42 PM »
And this is what he wears to Star Wars conventions:

-David
E pur si muove!

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2007, 11:04:28 PM »
Nay, that is Edmunds, Post-Easter.  ;D
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2007, 08:07:39 AM »
And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

I couldn't look at him long enough to notice those.  You have a point, though.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2007, 01:12:27 AM »
Bumped for LOL
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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2007, 08:26:59 AM »
And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

I couldn't look at him long enough to notice those.  You have a point, though.

At first I was frightened, then noticed the placement of the steering wheel and I find myself safe once more.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2007, 03:53:05 PM »
Yay there is an ocean separating us from him. Good luck to all you brits.

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2007, 05:30:20 PM »
Ahahaha, suckas!

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Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2007, 06:10:35 AM »
Haras underwear:

Curat murdar, Coane Fanica!